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I feel happy!

Let the festivities begin with a thread of fail:

FAIL

Smurf you! Smurf you all in the Smurfing Smurf you Smurfers.

It sucked because they had this music, and didn't set a space battle to it.

Obviously you've not been paying attention to the subject at hand.

Amateurs...

Doubt

not

my

prowess.

I'd insult this but... the challenge is gone.

Actually Kreshh might be good at something like this. I've sort of envisioned them as something like malevolent anti-Puppeteers. Techologically speaking, they should have materials up to the job.

While we are on the subject of describing one's nation with a singular and wholy inadiquate medium, I do inquire:
Sum up your nation with a single musical number.

I shall go first

get down with the sickness...

FINALLY, I find something suitable...

Kewen, I don't mean to be rude or insulting, but at this point you have virtually no chance of passing. It is my understanding that English is not your first language, and if so I sympathize with your situation and would be inclined to make a slight exception to our otherwise higher standards. Howev...