The Extra-Solar Union of Systems Archive

-snip- Reverse numbering is punishable by tentacle raping and death! Possibly tentacle raping to death... I'll wing it. I only have a handful of questions really: Why does all the text grow to a ridiculously sized font when I'm logged in, but not when I'm logged out? Is there a time limit in effect...

I'd post dinosaur porn, but I have a feeling I pulled that joke already.

I also can't make the fossil jokes. Too obvious.

Bah! Have a "get out of tentacle rape free" card.

Happy (possibly belated) Birthday.

... There is a fate worse than death awaiting you for that, Kostymessia.

... What's the cause of the Bryn-hate again?

Go retest or go give tests?

Given that I used to be Alliance Admissions Director, I'd think I'd be qualified to start giving and grading tests again.

Then again, that was years ago, and Mekanta's an inactive fucker for a NEET, so... meh. Whatever you think.

Name your needs and the Mekantans probably have a whole nation of such people who want away from the Hegemony. They're not population, more livestock, so I have no problem OOCly letting them go.

It might piss off a minor warlord, but if I go through with rebooting the Hegemony, even that will vanish.

The Cerberus Alliance wrote:Let's settle the IRON issue later. Party and loud explosions should be our first priority.

You speak as if dealing with IRON and loud explosions are mutually exclusive. XD

Kostemetsia wrote: Neo-Mekanta
... every time he says something. It's always a hidden innuendo for tentacle rape.

Oh, I'll drink to that all right...

But keeping it hard is kind of the point...

The Mekantans and the things they're directly responsible for are the only things that get to rape the laws of physics...