The Extra-Solar Union of Systems Archive

The thing about news is that most of the time, it's time sensitive. Nobody's going to read news that's outdated. So why bother to keep track of it?

Wouldn't it be better to just have someone make their own press release thread whenever they need to do a press release? It's a lot easier to RP in a thread like that then some massive 80 page thread filled with news entries that are irrelevant to any given RP.

"For your wedding, I give you... Bryn Shander!"

-Cue massive invasion into Hermes-

ICly it'd never happen because I have no reason to hate on Bryn or Hermes, but it'd be amusing if it did.

And here I thought this was about planning a very bloody IC wedding.

Alright guys. It is now the 30th of September, and no IRON or Hermes player has contacted me about planning an attack on Rupil, aside from a Trailers tag; therefore, I believe it would be fair to assume that we succeeded in our construction efforts. This doesn't mean the thread is OVER, simply that...

Zerstorendar wrote: But we're still not evil. We're happy for inferior races to be part of the overall collective, as long as they behave :3

And if they don't... MEATY BICEP CURL ATTACK!

I don't remember the entire story. Good thing I'm not a BSG fanboy to RAAAGE over Canon-raping. Canon is raped on NS all the time. It's like one big rape camp, really. See over there? That's SW. She was a very nice girl before she came here. A jeeedai or something. Now she's catatonic. They use her...

Grah. I'm having a tough time getting inspired with my characters here. Homicidal mining robots isn't clicking too well with me.

In theory the new Facehuggerian Imperium is "good." They just don't let themselves be drawn into unnecessary wars over their goodness.

Capsule Corporation wrote:

Central Facehuggeria wrote:Oh snap. AZN is edging in on my domain of cock-shaped superweapons.

Time to introduce the Overcompensation VI!

AHEM...

Catamaran cockship?

Hmm.