The Extra-Solar Union of Systems Archive

Go Mozilla! I used Opera for a while, but for some odd reasons, it didn't want to open any Chinese websites, which is just stupid. So I switched to Firefox.

Somewhat. I mean a lot of us had a lot of posts... A lot. So what browser do you use?

And we all know that IE fucking sucks.

As one, the representatives of the ESUS stand up and turn in silent salute to the west (or east, depending on location of member in the world). A lone trumpeteer, slowly plays taps as they acknowledge the timeless sacrifice performed by one member. As the mournful music is played, one representative...

ESUS 2 Part 2: The Gratification of Tentacle Raping the Motherfucker

Sorry. I'll try...

Edit: It's been changed to a baozi aka mantou.

... Congratulations to Chronosia on finally seeing what US is... And what the hell are you talking about Metallinauts???

Me like!

Scenario #1: 89
Scenario #2: 93
Scenario #3: 95
Average: ~93

Welcome to the ESUS. I'll go ahead and approve your application...

Scenario #2: A small convoy of three Ravean cruisers is escorting an important ESUS diplomat to an urgent war summit within a nebula. Halfway through your journey, you are attacked by a larger force of pirates. They have the advantages of numbers, but their ships are outdated and old. You cannot aba...