The Extra-Solar Union of Systems Archive

Old. You know Duntroon was locked down because 2/3 of the Corps of Staff Cadets had Swine Flu over a month ago, right?

I was given 2 days extra leave on the weekend. 'Stay away from all the sick bastards', the Captain said. Swine Flu was the best thing that ever happened to me.

Obviously >:3

To be fair, I thoroughly deserved a warn :3

Nonetheless, dem sum hilarious allegations dere. It's probably a good thing I don't post on NS as a rule, though if I do I may be nicer next time.

I barely remember that guy and I hate him already.

Pyramid Facehugger would be fucking brutal. I don't know if I'll ever get to sleep with the thought of that genocidal rape behemoth rampaging through the large-eyed schoolgirls swimming in a sea of biceps that populate my subconscious.

This is superior.

Remember: the harder you hit the keys, the more PASSION comes out in your text NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGH STELLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. And I sometimes wonder about being a tester, considering I would easily be active enough to read through the occasional TEXT OF WALL and give an arbitrary score somewhere...

What.

I should elaborate, Sskiss. I have trained for seven months SO FAR, I have eleven to go

Also, I missed you and your old-school <3

If you're going to be obsessive enough to nitpick typos on a board where posts of several thousand words are common, at least give the specific change required as opposed to the option of the correct change and a change that would create grammar problems. /straightmouthface

Also, hi.