"Listen, like I told your captain, that orphanage attacked me. It was SELF-DEFENSE!"- Richard, Chief Warlock of the Brothers of Darkness, Lord of the Thirteen Hells, Master of the Bones, Emperor of the Black, Lord of the Undead, and the mayor of a little village up the coast.
Scenario #2:
While on a routine recon mission, one of your ships detects a strange power signature. That signature turns out to be an enormous vessel. The vessel seems to be empty but shows no good cause as to why it should be. You decide to board the vessel. What happens?