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Re-application

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The Empire of Thrashia would like to join the Extra Solar Union of Systems. A further explanation as to why our previous application was rejected would be appreciative, though I respect the fact that I can just get the door slammed in my face and everyone inside gets a laugh...
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Re: Re-application

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Please hold, a tester should be with you shortly.

As for your previous test, I wasn't aware that you'd applied before. Without a link, I couldn't say why you failed.
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Re: Re-application

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I am willing to be tester, since my other tests have been abandoned.
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Re: Re-application

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Thank you Telros. I'm free to complete the tests whenever you've the time. And since you asked Otagia, here's that formentioned link.
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Re: Re-application

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Ah, '06. Explains why I couldn't find it. :D Probably something to do with Sith-related drama, tbh. Not much of that recently, so you SHOULD be fine.
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Re: Re-application

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@ Otagia: Ok. That's understandable I guess.

@ Telros: I've got plenty of time so lay the tests on me at your convenience.
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Re: Re-application

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Understood Thrash. Now, with these, you are given three scenarios to write to and I will grade them all. If they all come out to a grade that is high enough to let you in, you're in. Otherwise...you understand. ^^

Now, whatever you write can be canon or not for your nation, as long as it is finished to its complete conclusion, either way works for us. You have infinite time to do these tests, and there is no rush. However, there will not be premature grading. All must be finished before I do the grading.

Now, with the instructions out of the way, let's begin with the first test shall we?

Scenario 1: During a routine recon mission, one of your scout ships comes across a strange object floating in space. Upon entering it, you find strange corpses all over the ship but nothing else. Samples are brought aboard the ship for study, and within hours, the crew begins to die, often in horrible ways. Write what is causing it and why, and what the crew does to deal with the situation. You may have them triumph, die, or come out with any ending you feel like, as long as it satisfies the requirements.
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Re: Re-application

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OOC: I took a few liberties with the parameters of the test, so I hope you won't mind. I'll be posting it in bit.
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Re: Re-application

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Define liberties. If it's too far out of the bounds I stated, then you may have to edit things. If it's some small changes, I'm fine with it.
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Re: Re-application

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OOC: Just the causes of death being caused by an object instead of an unseen virus, etc. More compelling and interesting to my artistic pride...
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