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Re: Bretonian petition to enter ESUS

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Neo-Mekanta wrote:Test #3
Congratulations, you have managed to piss off someone much bigger and meaner than yourself, and the international community, the jerks, are ignoring your plight as they tend to do. Survival is unlikely, but if you fight very, very hard, you might be able to last another year or so. Maybe. No, looks like you're down to your last holding and the enemy is at the gates. Funny that. Write the last stand of your people against the numerically and technologically superior foe.
You and your fucking Shivans.
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Re: Bretonian petition to enter ESUS

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I didn't say Shivans. I said "numerically and technologically superior foe"

That could be any number of non-Shivan things.
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Yeah, but we all know they're Shivans anyway.
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I'm beginning to think that Mek might be a sadist. He proposes three scenarios which, if not destroying the nation as a whole, will at best see a fair number of people die, and he congratulates me for each.

Alright then...
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-Bretonia- wrote:I'm beginning to think that Mek might be a sadist. He proposes three scenarios which, if not destroying the nation as a whole, will at best see a fair number of people die, and he congratulates me for each.

Alright then...
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