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Bretonian petition to enter ESUS

Posted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 9:12 am
by -Bretonia-
There was something of a brawl in the House of Commons as the debates surrounding Bretonian neutrality reached their pinnacle. Finally, when the filibustering was seemingly over, and the Speaker managed to calm down the hundreds of politicians who all had vehement opinions on the subject, a vote was called to determine whether or not to petition for entry into the ESUS Alliance.

It was a close call in the end, with 567 yays to 483 nays. The present administration, the Protective Party headed by Prime Minister Jacobi, had needed to form a coalition with several smaller, independent parties to secure a certain victory. Even then there was a small revolt in the party ranks as numerous members of Jacobi's faithful turned against him on the issue.

But victory was achieved, nonetheless, and only one thing remained - newly-appointed Foreign Affairs Minister Ken Gables did the honours, and dispatched Bretonia's official application to the alliance.

***

Bretonia is a constitutional monarchy directly governing some eleven star systems, with the population of almost ten-and-a-half billion spread across eight of them. With the bicameral parliament at its head, Bretonia has a long history of high civil, economic and political rights, favouring many aspects of classical liberalism in its style of governance. Economic interests are high on their list of priorities as a result, though virtually uncontrolled industrial development over the centuries has irreparably damaged the environments of two heavily populated planets, and social welfare programs are minimal where they exist at all.

In terms of foreign affairs Bretonia has traditionally preferred only to involve itself in issues that might directly affect their own interests (which almost always tend to be of a financial nature), and generally do so with diplomats and comm systems rather than warships and guns. This enduring sense of neutrality presumably stems from the isolation Bretonia endured for much of its existence, thanks to its unfortunate location within the Great Barrier. Such disinterest in galactic affairs should not be misconstrued as a form of pacifism though, for the well-funded Bretonian Royal Armed Forces are maintained to a high standard of quality and training, in the event that words fail to find purchase with potential adversaries.

Rather than burden the unfortunate soul reading their application with excessive information, however, Minister Gables simply attached pertinent links to databases such as the Bretonian Ministry of Information, and the Bretonian Newsnets, so that they might pick and choose whatever information they wished to know.

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OOC bit:

After years of meandering about aimlessly I've finally decided to take the plunge and join some other people to meander about aimlessly with. ESUS is the best fit for Bretonia out of them all, and probably the best... well, period.

I only have a handful of questions really:
  • Why does all the text grow to a ridiculously sized font when I'm logged in, but not when I'm logged out?
  • Is there a time limit in effect when it comes to completing the tests?
  • Is there any particularly smelly ESUS member that I should try to avoid?
  • Chicken, or egg?

Re: Bretonian petition to enter ESUS

Posted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 11:09 am
by Kostemetsia
Hey Bret, I can answer your questions. A tester should be along shortly.

1: I have that problem sometimes. If you're on a work connection when accessing ESUS, try it at home. If that doesn't work: if you're using IE, try switching to Firefox, which I understand Mindset designs for.

2: No time limit is in effect. Quality RP can't be written on a deadline.

3: Not that I know of - although I'm tempted, I am TEMPTED, to nominate everyone who has a purple dinosaur avatar. Oh wait, that isn't in effect.

4: Egg (mutant, laid by chicken-like organism).

Re: Bretonian petition to enter ESUS

Posted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 5:44 pm
by Derscon
4. Evolution dictates that the egg would have had to come first, but if you mean first chicken egg (i.e. egg laid by a chicken), then the chicken came first.

3. Yes. :P

2. I took literally a RL year to complete mine. You're fine. ;)

1. God hates you.

Good luck on your test!

Re: Bretonian petition to enter ESUS

Posted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 6:44 pm
by Neo-Mekanta
Derscon wrote:-snip-
Reverse numbering is punishable by tentacle raping and death! Possibly tentacle raping to death... I'll wing it.

-Bretonia- wrote: I only have a handful of questions really:
  • Why does all the text grow to a ridiculously sized font when I'm logged in, but not when I'm logged out?
  • Is there a time limit in effect when it comes to completing the tests?
  • Is there any particularly smelly ESUS member that I should try to avoid?
  • Chicken, or egg?
  • I blame Google.
  • Yes, you have two hours from announcement that you'd wish to join. Given that two hours have passed, I'm afraid you don't get your complimentary gift basket if you pass. You'll have to settle for tentacle rape like everyone else. But otherwise, no.
  • I don't know about smelly, but that Mekanta asshole's tentacles? Stay away from them for your own good. That guy's twisted. Oh wait, I'M that Mekanta asshole. ... C'mere. I have candy. Don't you want candy?
  • Velociraptor
Not sure if I'm still qualified to give you an admissions test. It's been years since I was AAD, but if the higher ups consent I can crush your ho- I mean, give you your test. ^_^

Re: Bretonian petition to enter ESUS

Posted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 8:31 pm
by Kostemetsia
Bret! Look really cute, as quickly as you can! It'll stop him raping you.

8)

Re: Bretonian petition to enter ESUS

Posted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 9:32 pm
by Telros
No...no...that has the opposite effect of what you advertised.

Re: Bretonian petition to enter ESUS

Posted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 9:33 pm
by The Mindset
There's a bug in the CSS of the forums that makes text appear huge on IE. I've not yet figured out what causes it (and I'm not really fussed about it either). My only real suggestion is switching to Firefox or Chrome, sorry.

Re: Bretonian petition to enter ESUS

Posted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 9:58 pm
by Derscon
The Mindset wrote:There's a bug in the CSS of the forums that makes text appear huge on IE. I've not yet figured out what causes it (and I'm not really fussed about it either). My only real suggestion is switching to Firefox or Chrome, sorry.
WHICH IS WHAT YOU SHOULD BE USING ANYWAY.

Also, inb4 AZ and Opera

Re: Bretonian petition to enter ESUS

Posted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 10:30 pm
by The Mindset
Derscon wrote:
The Mindset wrote:There's a bug in the CSS of the forums that makes text appear huge on IE. I've not yet figured out what causes it (and I'm not really fussed about it either). My only real suggestion is switching to Firefox or Chrome, sorry.
WHICH IS WHAT YOU SHOULD BE USING ANYWAY.

Also, inb4 AZ and Opera
He's slowly converting because Opera doesn't support some of the javascript on the map. Ho ho ho ho.

Re: Bretonian petition to enter ESUS

Posted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 10:35 pm
by Kostemetsia
Telros wrote:No...no...that has the opposite effect of what you advertised.
What are you talking about? :x