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A...unique offer

Post by Central Facehuggeria »

Alright, here's the deal. I want live Shivans and I'm willing to pay alot of money for them. One billion USD per head. The only ground rule is that the capture must be accepted by a Shivan player.

I'm also willing to pay one million USD for seven dead ones.

And yes, I have my reasons.
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Post by Metallinauts »

Im on it
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Post by Feazanthia »

I got 200 dead Shivans from the battle of GZ.
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The enemy creeps in darkness
And dwindles my people
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Crimson seas call my name
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Post by Central Facehuggeria »

Well I only want seven. You'll get one million per corpse. That comes to a total of seven million.

And metallinauts: remember that the Shivans MUST accept it.
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Post by Feazanthia »

Done. Want some Flood to go with that?

Ha ha. Just kidding. Transport is en-route.
Nations drown in turmoil
As blood is set upon soil
Peace is a lost dream
My sword is a merciless reality

The enemy creeps in darkness
And dwindles my people
My enemy turns worlds to deserts
With the heat of his enmity

Crimson seas call my name
Caves of death beckon me
The worlds have been doomed
Time has set itself against us

The redemption of my era
Will be brought about by fire
For I am the messiah of my age
Forgive me for the heavens torn asunder
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Post by Central Facehuggeria »

I have a really intresting hypothesis, and if I get my live Shivans, I may be able to turn that into a weapon, a weapon more devestating to the Shivans then a million Kanuckistani battleplates.
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Post by Metallinauts »

Ok, I know other shivan nations aside from those the ESUS is entangling, if I can capture them, would it be accpetable?
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Post by Metallinauts »

Ok, he says he will willingly give me 10 Shivans for Amnisty from the ESUS Genocide against the Shivans as he has committed no acts of aggression against us. I will personally wipe him clean from the stars if it turns out otherwise.
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Post by Central Facehuggeria »

Metallinauts wrote:Ok, I know other shivan nations aside from those the ESUS is entangling, if I can capture them, would it be accpetable?
It has to be a Shivan. It has to be physically the same as IB's or Ekardia's or TOR's Shivans. It also has to share some sort of hivemind. (As similar to 'our' shivan hiveminds as possible.
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Post by Metallinauts »

Well, he does not follow their hive hive mind, as he is not ICly aware of them so he ICly assumes he is the only Shivans. Yes they are genetically identical.
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