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No-Spill Barrier-Mugs, or equivalent, are required by Kanuckistani High Guard personnel if they want to take a beverage into any working area.

They're fairly expensive, ranging from $50 to $100 USD, but lots of people really like their Coffee(or beverage of choice). The average example has a force field projector just below the inside rim, which is deactivated when an interrupt-stud above the handle is depressed by the index finger, or by a toggle on the underside, and powered by a removible CTE Battery that can be plugged into any domestic outlet. Also common are heater and refridgeration options.

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Funny that you should produce this... I just spilled hot chocolate all over my computer not three hours previous.

Central Facehuggeria wrote:Funny that you should produce this... I just spilled hot chocolate all over my computer not three hours previous.

And to make it even more ironic, I invented it while typing up my latest post for the GFFA attack on HT, because one of my characters took a mug of hot cocoa onto the bridge with her.

I would like to order some five thousand of these coffee mugs. If you could please engrave them with "Killing filthy meatbags occasionally gets tiring.. have a coffee!", we'd be much obliged.

Hyperspatial Travel wrote:I would like to order some five thousand of these coffee mugs. If you could please engrave them with "Killing filthy meatbags occasionally gets tiring.. have a coffee!", we'd be much obliged.

Sold!

You realise, if force fields are ever invented, this WILL become their most common use...

Hyperspatial Travel wrote:I would like to order some five thousand of these coffee mugs. If you could please engrave them with "Killing filthy meatbags occasionally gets tiring.. have a coffee!", we'd be much obliged.

Your mugs, sir!

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"Killing Meatbags Occasionally Gets Tiring" Just what do you mean by that, we wonders....

Silence, filthy meatbag.

Also, we have wired your payment to you. As we use no form of standardised currency, we have purchased Kanucki dollars using various resources. Like antimatter.

This comes to a total of $500,000. Have a nice day.

filthy meatbag..

Not a word on my spiffy renders?

Hyperspatial Travel wrote: Like antimatter.

Ouch. Antimatter fetches a poor price on Kanuckistani markets.

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You never can tell with Kanuckistani. 8)