Great Deals on Insanity Guns
Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2008 2:11 pm
The project has been approved as a secondary munition for distribution to trusted allies only. Units will begin production at such time as five expressions of interest have been determined.Helen Xanthier, Project Director, Project Polite Bemusement wrote:>> TO: James Bovill (root-a@kostemetsia.gov)
>> TO: Thomas Hansen (root-b@kostemetsia.gov)
>> FROM: Helen Xanthier (admin@osrt.mil)
>> SUBJECT: MOSMS-1V43 "Insanity Gun"
>> KEY ACCESS CODE: gov/main/mil/secret/top/polite-bemusement/eml/51
>> BODY:
Prelude
As you know, hyperspace is a nasty place (or so the old vid trope goes). Direct visual contact with that realm which lies outside starships' islands of calm will cause curable but instant insanity, as the brain unsuccessfully tries to resolve the cognitive dissonance provided by the ten-dimensional space presented to it.
Concept
The insanity gun forces visual contact with that realm, disrupting (in the above-mentioned fashion) the minds of those who look at its 'beam'.
Details
The insanity gun, being a modified engine, opens a two-metre-diameter, several-million-kilometre-length cylindrical fissure in real space. Additionally, it omits the optical hindrance field which is used to safeguard wormholes.
Thus, the insanity gun will insantly cause massive, long-lasting disruptions in the minds of those who look at it with unprotected eyes through any pure visual medium, such as clear viewports or photonic transmitter screens.
Caveats
The insanity gun will not cause insanity in those who look at it with eye protection. Additionally, it will not appear on sensors (in the fashion of a conventional wormhole, it will appear as a dead zone), except for faster-than-light sensors, which will read it as an impossibly large conventional wormhole.
The insanity gun has been known to cause low-level corruption in polysentiences; this is a hindrance for the humans working with the polysentience and a traumatic experience for the polysentience dighim/digherself. Thus, it is best that prior-fire visual lockdown procedures and the actual lockdown itself should be handled by human personnel.
Notes
Specifications have been attached for your convenience.
Conclusion
Mr Bovill and Mr Hansen, the Office of Special Research Tasks eagerly awaits your views on this matter.
Yours truly,
Helen Xanthier
Director, O.S.R.T.