The Extra-Solar Union of Systems Archive

However, the ability of flying and floating will require radical bio-engineering. As gravitic drives will break the laws of science as uphold by the UHSS(Universal Hard Science Standard), we have instead developed, with the help of our pseudo AIs, a bio-mechanical nano-engineered, miniaturized fusion turboramjet that can be integrated inside the Mary Sue without structural losses. However, for installing such powerful engine into her(or him, if you so prefer) and having enough space to fit it inside her(or him), it will be necessary to remove the entire gastrointestinal tract of its body and to replace the vocal chords for synthesized voice as they would interfere with the air intake. As for the exhaust port, evolution has equally taken care of its basic shape too, although it will require heavy modifications and augmentations to withstand the air pressure and heat generated by a turboramjet and avoid involuntary closures.

Arizona Nova wrote:Hey SC my response wasn't meant to dismiss your writing as much as a parody of the typical storefront buyer.