Colonial Imperia Seeks New Vessel

Neo-Kalandria · Post by **Neo-Kalandria** » Thu Dec 16, 2004 1:56 am

The Colonial Imperia is now seeking one, insanely big, insanely powerful, and insanely scary looking vessel to buy.

Spare no expense

Skeelzania · Post by **Skeelzania** » Thu Dec 16, 2004 1:58 am

Again with the uberships. Nobody wants real warships anymore.

Skeelzania submits the following design: a giant egg-basket shaped ship with a few guns on it.

Post by **Arizona Nova** » Thu Dec 16, 2004 2:18 am

You can use the basic layout of our Schicksalschiff. 6-7 Kilometers long, all pointy and twisted. Ubercannons of doom you'll have to procure yourself. Also, as you're technically still "damned," you may have a hard time working with certain elements of government who are averse to evil stuff.

Neo-Kalandria · Post by **Neo-Kalandria** » Thu Dec 16, 2004 2:56 am

Skeelzania wrote:Again with the uberships. Nobody wants real warships anymore.

Skeelzania submits the following design: a giant egg-basket shaped ship with a few guns on it.

This is a subjective request, meaning, convince me your warship is the warship I want, and maybe I'll buy one, or two, but don't sit there and slam my request unless you're going to offer a "real warship"

Thu Dec 16, 2004 2:59 am

We offer you the "Overcompensation Classic" Battledong. Over six hundred kilometers of phallic power, and a main gun that will rock your world!

Klonor · Post by **Klonor** » Thu Dec 16, 2004 3:34 am

I'd actually recommend my Achilles class Battleship, it's my most powerful ship that's up for sale (Excepting only the Megingjard) and it isn't too Uberly huge

Neo-Kalandria · Post by **Neo-Kalandria** » Thu Dec 16, 2004 3:42 am

Central Facehuggeria wrote:We offer you the "Overcompensation Classic" Battledong. Over six hundred kilometers of phallic power, and a main gun that will rock your world!

OMG, I'm in love *hugs* Any serious offers?

Klonor · Post by **Klonor** » Thu Dec 16, 2004 3:54 am

Yes, mine, which is the post above yours.

Neo-Kalandria · Post by **Neo-Kalandria** » Thu Dec 16, 2004 4:01 am

If I were to buy, what's the delivery time?

Klonor · Post by **Klonor** » Thu Dec 16, 2004 4:17 am

A few NS years. Figure 2-3.