LOLNS now has a Steampunk Russian Bride Service

[Solar Communes]

http://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=19171



My stream of satirical storefronts isn't over yet.

Also, it's "All-tech". If you bring a FT NS, you know what to expect from a NS called Novaya Russia if you played a game called Empire Earth.

[Allanea]

*ponders*

What AM I to expect from a Novaya Russia?

[Solar Communes]

*ponders*

What AM I to expect from a Novaya Russia?

http://empireearth.wikia.com/wiki/Grigor_Stoyanovich

Gigantic Mechas, Power Armor, Chronomancy and Cyborgs drinking Vodka. The former is shown in the ending(00:50) of this vid:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mEkVBOKx6Y

[Allanea]

Replied. Me or Isa, whom shall it be?

[Solar Communes]

Just one notice, you'll have to write the cyb0r on your own, if you wish to do so. Same with the meeting and the likes, as the Storefront only provides the Brides. I can't afford to RP something like this without having a brain seizure*.

*Unless you can guarantee that LULZ shall be generated from it.

PS: Also Novaya Russia and Soviet Steam space stuff should be like in this:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Space_1889

PS 2: I actually subtract NR population from Soviet Steam's, just to inform.

[Arizona Nova]

:siren: Chronomancy :siren:

PURGE

[Solar Communes]

:siren: Chronomancy :siren:

PURGE

It was used to go back in time and avoid the establishment of an Empire that led to the genocide of 4 billions, Terminator-style. Are you sure?