ESUS Application

[Xenonier]

Advance to the rear then.

[Zerstorendar]

I can't do that until someone attacks from behind.

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Oh.

[Kanuckistan]

You can't maneuver out of/around an obvious trap?

Wow, I'd love to be your enemy - sounds fun.

I can't do that until someone attacks from behind.

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Oh.

Preemptive counter-attack?

Feint?

Roundabout flanking maneuver?

Beer Run?

[Balrogga]

There comes a time where you must take strategic advice or it will come back to haunt you in the end, especially when it concerns Mekanta and their tentacles. Please search for and examin the Mekantan signatures and posts on these forums to get a very good idea why it is best to heed such advice.

[Megas]

Or just examine myself, Metallinauts, and Trailers, as we've been thrown to the tentacle pits more than most and...

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*twitch*

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...it's affected us...

[Zerstorendar]

Zerstorendarians are not remotely offput by guro or tentacles. It'll take more than that to autobreak our troops despite having fought a superior battle until I rolled badly for a single combat and was outnumbered by a single soldier, therefore losing my most important regiment and hero worth nearly 600 points and also the game ON TURN SIX to someone who just had to lose squad after squad until I rolled five bad dice and lost automatically.

If you're wondering what that was about, 2000 points Dwarfs vs Vampire Counts. Try it sometime

You can't maneuver out of/around an obvious trap?

Wow, I'd love to be your enemy - sounds fun.

To be fair, what I said was mostly in the interest of getting that pun in :3

[Trailers]

*twitch*

Some more than others. o_O

[Neo-Mekanta]

Not remotely put off by guro or tentacles?

Silly newblood. That's what the Facehuggerians thought. Now they piss themselves if you say "Achidna" around them.

Drill tipped tentacles to the face will fix that pesky resistance reaaaal quick.


All "FEAR MEKANTANS" jokes aside, welcome to ESUS. ^_^

[Zerstorendar]

Your welcome fills me with confidence and curiosity in equal measure Though I do have to wonder whether or not "drill-tipped tentacles" would be terrifying because they are tentacles, or rather because they are capable of boring through my face?

[Megas]

Your welcome fills me with confidence and curiosity in equal measure

This too shall pass

Though I do have to wonder whether or not "drill-tipped tentacles" would be terrifying because they are tentacles, or rather because they are capable of boring through my face?

Yes