Because New Dornalian logic is worthy of it's own thread....

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Because New Dornalian logic is worthy of it's own thread....

Post by Megas »

ND and his limitless supply of ships wrote:New Dornalia says:
yo
Coop says:
Hiyo
New Dornalia says:
I think I'm getting frustrated with Godular
Coop says:
Why's that?
New Dornalia says:
He evades me, refuses to take damage
New Dornalia says:
and I think
New Dornalia says:
no
New Dornalia says:
not only that
New Dornalia says:
HT and Otagia
New Dornalia says:
are pissing me off too,
New Dornalia says:
with their homicidal bots
Coop says:
Heh
Coop says:
Going back to Godular
Coop says:
What have you attacked him with?
New Dornalia says:
Antimatter
New Dornalia says:
Singularities
New Dornalia says:
My entire arsenl
New Dornalia says:
And he just finds ways around it
New Dornalia says:
I'm thinking
Coop says:
Only the singularities were in a completely different place than the Kythons
Coop says:
I don't know how antimatter affects Kythons, though
Coop says:
As for HT and Otagia, well, they are respresnting the opinion of the majority of the ESUS
New Dornalia says:
that you guys
New Dornalia says:
think we're
New Dornalia says:
scumbags
Coop says:
ICly, yes
New Dornalia says:
that need a spanking
New Dornalia says:
OOCly, I'm getting frustrated, man
Coop says:
Hrm
Coop says:
Well, basically, the terms that the ESUS has put forth for GFFA surrender
Coop says:
Are exactly what they intend to accomplish anyway
Coop says:
Only there would be less death involved for both parties
New Dornalia says:
You mean
Coop says:
If you guys surrendered now
New Dornalia says:
turn us all into little Weimars
New Dornalia says:
no offense to you
Coop says:
Well, yeah
Coop says:
None taken
Coop says:
And none intended in my last comment
New Dornalia says:
none taken
New Dornalia says:
I'm just frustrated
New Dornalia says:
and thinkng of counter privateering
Coop says:
With what resources?
New Dornalia says:
Hmm
Coop says:
How many ships do you have?
New Dornalia says:
I'm forming a unit known as Tiger Force
New Dornalia says:
Using a mix of
New Dornalia says:
privateers and miltiary handlers
New Dornalia says:
they wouldn't attack with big numbers
Coop says:
Ideally
Coop says:
Of course, you know, tonight I'm posting some rather random attacks on some rather random GFFA targets
Coop says:
I've an entire space corps
Coop says:
That will be dedicated to mass privateering
New Dornalia says:
same here
New Dornalia says:
Tiger Force
New Dornalia says:
is meant for that purpose
Coop says:
Seeing as how I'm not involved in any other battles
New Dornalia says:
I want to ask
Coop says:
My 'Space Corps' or 'Spacy' is the term for the entirety of my military ships
New Dornalia says:
where could I raid a convoy of yours?
Coop says:
I sincerely doubt you have that kind of resources at your disposal
Coop says:
It would be very difficult to raid me
New Dornalia says:
I do
Coop says:
You are telling me
Coop says:
That you have ships
Coop says:
Equal in number to mine
Coop says:
That aren't engaged still?
Coop says:
AND you are fighting a major battle in that one system?
Coop says:
I doubt that
New Dornalia says:
Wel
New Dornalia says:
I meant
New Dornalia says:
I ave resources
New Dornalia says:
for raids
Coop says:
Oh?
New Dornalia says:
Hence, Tiger Force
Coop says:
I meant that I have ALL of my resources for raids
Coop says:
ALL as in EVERY SHIP I HAVE
New Dornalia says:
the point is
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That is not devoted to domestic
New Dornalia says:
ah
Coop says:
defense
New Dornalia says:
Hmm
New Dornalia says:
well, my point was
New Dornalia says:
I'd like to begin raids of my own
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[22:28] Coop: Because, you know, Florida only has more exotic indigenous species on its beaches than the rest of the US combined
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Post by Otagia »

One wonders where he keeps getting these ships. You'd think that he could at least come up with a straight answer as to how many he has...

And it's nice to know that my efforts are working. :D
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Post by Megas »

blaesa wrote:One wonders where he keeps getting these ships. You'd think that he could at least come up with a straight answer as to how many he has...

And it's nice to know that my efforts are working. :D
Indeed. He managed to completely avoid answering that question. Again.
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[22:28] Coop: Because, you know, Florida only has more exotic indigenous species on its beaches than the rest of the US combined
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Post by Otagia »

Well, it's mostly because the more ships he pulls out of his ass, the less damage I'm going to take each barrage. Well, I'm doing that anyway as my SCCAMs sniped his weaponry, but still...

EDIT: Oh, and you also might remind him that he has a Facehuggerian attack to respond to.
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Post by Chronosia »

We simply need to occupy his "Tiger" force, by hitting and running. Commit to swift assaults, don't allow ourselves to get bogged down.

Where it counts we must be as unmoving and unyielding as iron; where we have to distract and harrass, we must be as swift and changeable as liquid.
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Post by Central Facehuggeria »

[To Blasea/Otagia] Indeed. Two Facehuggerian attacks, actually. With big fuckoff missiles for one of them. Said big missiles are actually the second most powerful conventional weapon in my arsenal... in 'peacetime' they are used as planeteering devices to eradicate unwanted moons and smaller planets, assuming you don't want to wait for said stellar body to be harvested for fuel mass.
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Post by Otagia »

Well, I can always offer Necroscope services if he wants to start privateering on his own. Point-to-Point FTL, so no path to intercept with FTL. Of course, that's if y'all don't already have something similar. Consider it a donation. :D
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Post by Kanuckistan »

blaesa wrote:Well, I can always offer Necroscope services if he wants to start privateering on his own. Point-to-Point FTL, so no path to intercept with FTL. Of course, that's if y'all don't already have something similar. Consider it a donation. :D

Well, my FTL is point-to-point, but ships generally need to make multiple jumps to cover large distances - they usually stop in unclaimed interstellar space, however, and are, as a rule, well armed as a result of the High Guard's ordinance hand-me-down program, along with other joint initiatives with the Kanuckistani Merchants' Association.
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Post by Arizona Nova »

I am beginning to tire of this war... OOCly. Not because of us, mind.
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