Abh Invades Dornalia
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I say keep going until we have ground them all underneath our armored boots! Until their cities lay broken from mass drivers at our feet! Until I hear the pitter-patter of tiny feet in chains!
...Err, sorry, I was channeling my fantasy, the destruction of Hobbiton for a minute there.
...Err, sorry, I was channeling my fantasy, the destruction of Hobbiton for a minute there.
"Please tell me that you haven't heard military gossip about a fleet of invisible battleplates."
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Central Facehuggeria wrote:I say keep going until we have ground them all underneath our armored boots! Until their cities lay broken from mass drivers at our feet! Until I hear the pitter-patter of tiny feet in chains!
...Err, sorry, I was channeling my fantasy, the destruction of Hobbiton for a minute there.
Sauron had mass drivers?
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Not yet he doesn't. *Quietly provides 'advisors' for the armies of Mordor.*Kanuckistan wrote:Central Facehuggeria wrote:I say keep going until we have ground them all underneath our armored boots! Until their cities lay broken from mass drivers at our feet! Until I hear the pitter-patter of tiny feet in chains!
...Err, sorry, I was channeling my fantasy, the destruction of Hobbiton for a minute there.
Sauron had mass drivers?
Now, what's next... Ahh! Lothlorien!
That's what I need to do! I should drop the moon on Lothlorien! Muhahahah! Muhahahahahahha! Ahahahahahaha! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
"Please tell me that you haven't heard military gossip about a fleet of invisible battleplates."
*administers a powerful elephant sedative to CF*Central Facehuggeria wrote: Not yet he doesn't. *Quietly provides 'advisors' for the armies of Mordor.*
Now, what's next... Ahh! Lothlorien!
That's what I need to do! I should drop the moon on Lothlorien! Muhahahah! Muhahahahahahha! Ahahahahahaha! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
Quickly! Evac the elves before he wakes up!
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*Gurgles* Muhahahahahah! Think of it! A laser that can shoot through Jupiter! Muhahahahahaha! Bwhahahaha! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I've been perfecting my evil villian laugh.
Now, time to drop the moon on... HEY! Where did my elves go!
I've been perfecting my evil villian laugh.
Now, time to drop the moon on... HEY! Where did my elves go!
"Please tell me that you haven't heard military gossip about a fleet of invisible battleplates."
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