Abh Invades Dornalia

Tue Oct 03, 2006 4:48 pm

It doesn't.

Otagia · Post by **Otagia** » Tue Oct 03, 2006 7:21 pm

Tell them to accept my terms. That'll end it quite quickly.

Post by **Megas** » Wed Oct 04, 2006 2:41 am

Central Facehuggeria wrote:It doesn't.

And that's what I told them.

blaesa wrote:Tell them to accept my terms. That'll end it quite quickly.

Methinks that might not go over very well...

Otagia · Post by **Otagia** » Wed Oct 04, 2006 2:49 am

Well, I think that would really be the only way to end the war. After all, most of us are still just fine. Hell, this is the most a lot of us have done in a long time, which is a good thing. I say keep going until they surrender.

Wed Oct 04, 2006 5:06 am

I say keep going until we have ground them all underneath our armored boots! Until their cities lay broken from mass drivers at our feet! Until I hear the pitter-patter of tiny feet in chains!

...Err, sorry, I was channeling my fantasy, the destruction of Hobbiton for a minute there.

Kanuckistan · Post by **Kanuckistan** » Wed Oct 04, 2006 7:27 pm

Central Facehuggeria wrote:I say keep going until we have ground them all underneath our armored boots! Until their cities lay broken from mass drivers at our feet! Until I hear the pitter-patter of tiny feet in chains!

...Err, sorry, I was channeling my fantasy, the destruction of Hobbiton for a minute there.

Sauron had mass drivers?

Wed Oct 04, 2006 9:15 pm

Kanuckistan wrote:
Central Facehuggeria wrote:I say keep going until we have ground them all underneath our armored boots! Until their cities lay broken from mass drivers at our feet! Until I hear the pitter-patter of tiny feet in chains!

...Err, sorry, I was channeling my fantasy, the destruction of Hobbiton for a minute there.

Sauron had mass drivers?

Not yet he doesn't. *Quietly provides 'advisors' for the armies of Mordor.*

Now, what's next... Ahh! Lothlorien!

That's what I need to do! I should drop the moon on Lothlorien! Muhahahah! Muhahahahahahha! Ahahahahahaha! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

Post by **Megas** » Thu Oct 05, 2006 12:44 am

Central Facehuggeria wrote: Not yet he doesn't. *Quietly provides 'advisors' for the armies of Mordor.*

Now, what's next... Ahh! Lothlorien!

That's what I need to do! I should drop the moon on Lothlorien! Muhahahah! Muhahahahahahha! Ahahahahahaha! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

*administers a powerful elephant sedative to CF*

Quickly! Evac the elves before he wakes up!

Thu Oct 05, 2006 12:49 am

*Gurgles* Muhahahahahah! Think of it! A laser that can shoot through Jupiter! Muhahahahahaha! Bwhahahaha! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I've been perfecting my evil villian laugh.

Now, time to drop the moon on... HEY! Where did my elves go!

Hyperspatial Travel · Thu Oct 05, 2006 12:56 am

*drops some hobbits in Lothlorien*

Theres ya go, CF. A present from me!