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Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 4:48 pm
by Central Facehuggeria
It doesn't.
Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 7:21 pm
by Otagia
Tell them to accept my terms. That'll end it quite quickly.
Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 2:41 am
by Megas
Central Facehuggeria wrote:It doesn't.
And that's what I told them.
blaesa wrote:Tell them to accept my terms. That'll end it quite quickly.
Methinks that might not go over very well...
Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 2:49 am
by Otagia
Well, I think that would really be the only way to end the war. After all, most of us are still just fine. Hell, this is the most a lot of us have done in a long time, which is a good thing. I say keep going until they surrender.
Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 5:06 am
by Central Facehuggeria
I say keep going until we have ground them all underneath our armored boots! Until their cities lay broken from mass drivers at our feet! Until I hear the pitter-patter of tiny feet in chains!
...Err, sorry, I was channeling my fantasy, the destruction of Hobbiton for a minute there.
Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 7:27 pm
by Kanuckistan
Central Facehuggeria wrote:I say keep going until we have ground them all underneath our armored boots! Until their cities lay broken from mass drivers at our feet! Until I hear the pitter-patter of tiny feet in chains!
...Err, sorry, I was channeling my fantasy, the destruction of Hobbiton for a minute there.
Sauron had mass drivers?
Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 9:15 pm
by Central Facehuggeria
Kanuckistan wrote:Central Facehuggeria wrote:I say keep going until we have ground them all underneath our armored boots! Until their cities lay broken from mass drivers at our feet! Until I hear the pitter-patter of tiny feet in chains!
...Err, sorry, I was channeling my fantasy, the destruction of Hobbiton for a minute there.
Sauron had mass drivers?
Not yet he doesn't. *Quietly provides 'advisors' for the armies of Mordor.*
Now, what's next... Ahh! Lothlorien!
That's what I need to do! I should drop the moon on Lothlorien! Muhahahah! Muhahahahahahha! Ahahahahahaha! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
Posted: Thu Oct 05, 2006 12:44 am
by Megas
Central Facehuggeria wrote:
Not yet he doesn't. *Quietly provides 'advisors' for the armies of Mordor.*
Now, what's next... Ahh! Lothlorien!
That's what I need to do! I should drop the moon on Lothlorien! Muhahahah! Muhahahahahahha! Ahahahahahaha! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
*administers a powerful elephant sedative to CF*
Quickly! Evac the elves before he wakes up!
Posted: Thu Oct 05, 2006 12:49 am
by Central Facehuggeria
*Gurgles* Muhahahahahah! Think of it! A laser that can shoot through Jupiter! Muhahahahahaha! Bwhahahaha! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I've been perfecting my evil villian laugh.
Now, time to drop the moon on... HEY! Where did my elves go!
Posted: Thu Oct 05, 2006 12:56 am
by Hyperspatial Travel
*drops some hobbits in Lothlorien*
Theres ya go, CF. A present from me!