Oh, there are IC reasons.
A former star system like Eris doesn't become a Shivan Sector overnight y'know.
Shivan War Thread
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Neo-Mekanta
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... I'm going to rape you all so hard your various orifaces will be an unending river of blood, and when I'm finally done with everything from your eye sockets to your arsehole, I'm going cut new holes to use...
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Telros
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True True, and we all get to prepare while you have been busy conquering and building up. =P
Pyramid Facehugger would be fucking brutal. I don't know if I'll ever get to sleep with the thought of that genocidal rape behemoth rampaging through the large-eyed schoolgirls swimming in a sea of biceps that populate my subconscious.
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And you've had so much time not due to proper planning, reasoning, or cognitive activity...
You've had so much time because the coin landed on heads so many times.
... Yes. This is the method behind my madness...
You've had so much time because the coin landed on heads so many times.
... Yes. This is the method behind my madness...
... I'm going to rape you all so hard your various orifaces will be an unending river of blood, and when I'm finally done with everything from your eye sockets to your arsehole, I'm going cut new holes to use...
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Telros
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What?! 
Speak English man!
Speak English man!
Pyramid Facehugger would be fucking brutal. I don't know if I'll ever get to sleep with the thought of that genocidal rape behemoth rampaging through the large-eyed schoolgirls swimming in a sea of biceps that populate my subconscious.
-- Proof that the Old Testament God was a dick.Oh you're starving? WELL FUCK YOU THEN, HADUKEN!
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Re: Shivan War Thread
So..any idea when the factbook will be ready?
Me bored, need big boom.
Me bored, need big boom.
Traileric Empire
Guide our souls to the Elysium Fields
Bear us home upon our shields
Lay coins across our brows and sound the bells
We're paying our fare on the river to Hell
And when our sons and mothers lay us upon the funeral pyre
Tell them we died Hellenic soldiers with our faces to the fire
Guide our souls to the Elysium Fields
Bear us home upon our shields
Lay coins across our brows and sound the bells
We're paying our fare on the river to Hell
And when our sons and mothers lay us upon the funeral pyre
Tell them we died Hellenic soldiers with our faces to the fire