Shivan War Thread

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Re: Shivan War Thread

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Imperium of Terra wrote:I have vacated and am building up a fleet for a counter-attack/slash offensive by ESUS forces. 'Course, I kinda need to be introduced to everyone, having just joined and all. I know names, ICly, of your nations but not the faces and ships to match them with.

On that note, anything I need to know having joined ESUS?
Consider this a semi-IC warning... From the Tsthathi. (Semi-IC because of how they describe the Zircon.)

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"This is a Darkship. Don't piss it off. It's big, it's scary, and it simply will not die. It has no blind spots, no easily targetable systems to disable from the outside, defenses that shrug off planet killers, and enough weaponry to reduce a planet to an asteroid field, chunk by chunk. It rams anything smaller than it, or larger than it, if it happens to be in its way. This applies to ships, planets, and stars."

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"This is a Zircon. Don't piss too many of them off. "Hulk Smash" does not begin to describe what they will do to you if you make them angry and they get a hold of you. "KEKEKE ZERG RUSH" does not begin to describe how they will get ahold of you. They're easy to blow up in space, but that only seems to get more of them to come after you."

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"This is an outdated Mekantan juggernaut. A handful are privately owned by powerful warlords, and there are rumors of refitted juggernauts being used as flagships of a rebel worldfleet opposing Minagoroshi, but it's doubtful given how the Hegemony responds to rebellion. Still, in case you see one, it might not be a good idea to piss it off."


Note the similarity to Shivan design aesthetic. It is for this reason that I am using the calmest, most peaceful commander I have when the Neo-Mekantans throw down against the Shivans.

And now you know. And knowing is half the battle!

... And yes, Nauts is a dirty chronomancer.
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Re: Shivan War Thread

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Nice ships, Mekanta. =P
Pyramid Facehugger would be fucking brutal. I don't know if I'll ever get to sleep with the thought of that genocidal rape behemoth rampaging through the large-eyed schoolgirls swimming in a sea of biceps that populate my subconscious.


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Re: Shivan War Thread

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Imperium of Terra wrote:...just open the ESUS battlenet and contact my leader.

*Retroactively mails the Contextual Thermal Entanglement nodes and other ESUS Battlenet relevant materials to IoT - 'cause the battlenet is a doubleplus secure thing, using proprietary Kanuckistani entanglement. Just so you know - 'cause even laser comms can be secretly bugged by a sly enough foe*
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Re: Shivan War Thread

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Kanuckistan wrote:
Imperium of Terra wrote:...just open the ESUS battlenet and contact my leader.

*Retroactively mails the Contextual Thermal Entanglement nodes and other ESUS Battlenet relevant materials to IoT - 'cause the battlenet is a doubleplus secure thing, using proprietary Kanuckistani entanglement. Just so you know - 'cause even laser comms can be secretly bugged by a sly enough foe*
...Say what? 0-o
Pyramid Facehugger would be fucking brutal. I don't know if I'll ever get to sleep with the thought of that genocidal rape behemoth rampaging through the large-eyed schoolgirls swimming in a sea of biceps that populate my subconscious.


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Re: Shivan War Thread

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Imperium of Terra wrote:
...Say what? 0-o
In essence, the ESUS Battlenet is a special totally-secured military communications network developed during the aborted GFFA war in order to allow ESUS fleets to communicate with each other over any distance without worrying about people listening in. When I was coming up with the concept, I modeled it upon the Facehuggerian battlenet, but I left Kanuckistan to fill out the details because his nation has more experience getting the unique components of the system to work on a wide variety of platforms. And because he volunteered. :)

Basically, for you to connect to the battlenet, you need Kanuckistan's hardware (or, if you're ultra paranoid and have a similar system, as I do, some sort of go between between your system and the Kanuckistani-made network.)

Hence why he retroactively sent it to you. :P ICly we'll probably assume you got it as part of your entrance package.
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Re: Shivan War Thread

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Oh, right. Gotcha. Just wanted to make sure.

Right, assume I have it and contact me through whatever means. I will be building up and preparing, as well as finishing up that distasteful thread with Hataria. *shudders*
Pyramid Facehugger would be fucking brutal. I don't know if I'll ever get to sleep with the thought of that genocidal rape behemoth rampaging through the large-eyed schoolgirls swimming in a sea of biceps that populate my subconscious.


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Re: Shivan War Thread

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Just wanted to make sure you knew the Battlenet wasn't some kind of broadcast network - could have been messy if you RPed it like that and someone tried to take advantage.

Central Facehuggeria wrote:When I was coming up with the concept, I modeled it upon the Facehuggerian battlenet, but I left Kanuckistan to fill out the details because...

...I was the one to actually propose the idea in the War Room? :P

Besides, CTE is stupidly simple to implement so anyone can build their own modem if hardware compatibility/security is as issue(and they have the nodes, of course), and as a user-created technology, can be defined in absolute terms, where as you run the risk of someone deciding that they can detect normal, 'open source' entanglement-based communications(what can I say? I'm paranoid :P ).
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Re: Shivan War Thread

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Kanuckistan wrote: ...I was the one to actually propose the idea in the War Room? :P
You just suggested an ESUS network for communications. :P
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Re: Shivan War Thread

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Central Facehuggeria wrote: You just suggested an ESUS network for communications. :P

The thread title was "Fleet Communications and the ESUS Battlenet"

But enough of this tangent; these people have a war to fight, with their fingers.
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Re: Shivan War Thread

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Okay, I've got another quick question for Mekanta (well, anyone who can give an answer will be fine). How long, or for what period of time is this war intended to go for? Are you going to simply take events as they happen and decide from there, or is there a timeframe in mind?
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