Shivan War Thread
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Re: Shivan War Thread
If you throw a large enough rock at him, fast enough, you can heat the atmosphere high enough to vapourise rock and introduce a thermal pulse that will kill subterranean microbes several kilometers deep. And the tectonic upheaval should shatter underground shelters that the thermal pulse doesn't get.The Cerberus Alliance wrote: Also like roaches, he can somehow survive nukes and other nation-ending WMDs.
Or you could drop a micro-singularity - say, a few million/billion metric tons - into the gravity well and hang around until it finishes eating the planet.
Really, tho, just keep scanning/pounding the planet until you don't detect anything left, then put observer sats in orbit when you leave.
Alternatively, designate his world(s) as naval firing ranges.
Of course, if he's smart, he'll just go nomadic and count on you never being able to track them all down.
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Re: Shivan War Thread
Or you could just use a planet killer powerful enough to turn the crust into a molten magma, so that the planets surface resembles it's own mantle.
Traileric Empire
Guide our souls to the Elysium Fields
Bear us home upon our shields
Lay coins across our brows and sound the bells
We're paying our fare on the river to Hell
And when our sons and mothers lay us upon the funeral pyre
Tell them we died Hellenic soldiers with our faces to the fire
Guide our souls to the Elysium Fields
Bear us home upon our shields
Lay coins across our brows and sound the bells
We're paying our fare on the river to Hell
And when our sons and mothers lay us upon the funeral pyre
Tell them we died Hellenic soldiers with our faces to the fire
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Well the funny thing was, his nation was apparently ravaged by the last wave of Shivan Wars and his home dimension was basically what Eris was, but with destroyed stars and all that. He had no way of rebuilding or surviving, hence the need to invade. So with the destruction of his fleet, he basically crippled himself.
ANYWAYS, back to the Shivans.
ANYWAYS, back to the Shivans.
Pyramid Facehugger would be fucking brutal. I don't know if I'll ever get to sleep with the thought of that genocidal rape behemoth rampaging through the large-eyed schoolgirls swimming in a sea of biceps that populate my subconscious.
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Re: Shivan War Thread
Yeah... I can't seem to find the thread. Anything new happened with it?
This won't end well.
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The Terranites is going to try and go into Eris after the Shivans kicked them out. Thats about it.
Pyramid Facehugger would be fucking brutal. I don't know if I'll ever get to sleep with the thought of that genocidal rape behemoth rampaging through the large-eyed schoolgirls swimming in a sea of biceps that populate my subconscious.
-- Proof that the Old Testament God was a dick.Oh you're starving? WELL FUCK YOU THEN, HADUKEN!
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Oh that cock...
What do I have to do to get people to stay away from Eris until the war starts? (Giving people time to prepare, ICly...)
Godmode at them until they piss off?
What do I have to do to get people to stay away from Eris until the war starts? (Giving people time to prepare, ICly...)
Godmode at them until they piss off?
... I'm going to rape you all so hard your various orifaces will be an unending river of blood, and when I'm finally done with everything from your eye sockets to your arsehole, I'm going cut new holes to use...
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Re: Shivan War Thread
Release the tentacle-rape machines on their vessels.Neo-Mekanta wrote:
Godmode at them until they piss off?
"Please tell me that you haven't heard military gossip about a fleet of invisible battleplates."
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Personally, tell them nicely to leave once. If not, tell them to fuck off. If they still persist, ignore their post altogether.
Pyramid Facehugger would be fucking brutal. I don't know if I'll ever get to sleep with the thought of that genocidal rape behemoth rampaging through the large-eyed schoolgirls swimming in a sea of biceps that populate my subconscious.
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I think his plan was to pwned.