The GFFA-ESUS War

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The GFFA-ESUS War

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I just really would like to know what is exactly going on with this war, since I have read so many things on it stalling, and the picking up again, stalling, etc etc.

I also would like to offer my entrance into that fight, if you want some fresh life in one of your battles. Assuming we can get myself in there without wanking and everyone being unhappy.
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There is pretty much only one active thread, Thunderstruck, with Otagia and Balroggy fighting ND and Hyper. Or some other GFFA goonies.
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Re: The GFFA-ESUS War

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Ah...and my entrance would only detract from that thread....

I assume after that thread the war will just die?
Pyramid Facehugger would be fucking brutal. I don't know if I'll ever get to sleep with the thought of that genocidal rape behemoth rampaging through the large-eyed schoolgirls swimming in a sea of biceps that populate my subconscious.


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I would be tickled pink if that was the case. This whole enterprise is a corpse. Let no one try and re-animate it now.
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I've only ever asked God for one thing: "Lord, make my enemies ridiculous," and he granted my request.

My immediate advice is to go buy Brewsters. It is a dictionary, and a quite fine one. This you should use to bludgeon yourself comatose each and every night, in the faint hope that some of the knowledge contained in it might be transferred. If not, it would at least leave you damaged enough that you wouldn't be coming here and violate our senses with your retarded babble.
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Since both Abh and ND are posting there the corpse is still twitching a bit.
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"put another round in that woman over there, she's a twitcher"
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I've only ever asked God for one thing: "Lord, make my enemies ridiculous," and he granted my request.

My immediate advice is to go buy Brewsters. It is a dictionary, and a quite fine one. This you should use to bludgeon yourself comatose each and every night, in the faint hope that some of the knowledge contained in it might be transferred. If not, it would at least leave you damaged enough that you wouldn't be coming here and violate our senses with your retarded babble.
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Re: The GFFA-ESUS War

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Well then, switching topics for this thread, do we want to try another crack at something to make the ESUS respected again? Reading the old threads, I found that this was an attempt to regain respect and prestige, which is rightly deserved, and I want to aid in that.


....and I am really bored and want to do something epic. But thats a subject for another time.

Anything we can do for that? Aside from CF's civil war?
Pyramid Facehugger would be fucking brutal. I don't know if I'll ever get to sleep with the thought of that genocidal rape behemoth rampaging through the large-eyed schoolgirls swimming in a sea of biceps that populate my subconscious.


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Re: The GFFA-ESUS War

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Well, I'm still wrapping up things in the War Drums thread with Abh, but it's got to be one of the slowest RPs on NS - and regrettably my fault.

I've resolved not to start another RP until I finish that thread.
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I completely agree with you. But, as I have said, I have been reading (still am) the old threads in the War Room and saw that you guys considered taking on the GE, but then because of certain.....actions (>-> <-<), you switched to GFFA to try and make an awesome reappearance and become a superpower once more, and be hella active.

However, that seems to have failed....miserably.

Like getting raped by Mekanta miserable.

So, I put this up to see if anyone had any ideas, I am trying to think up something myself.

Personally, I'd like to help the alliance and gain a name and reputation for myself inside and outside ESUS, and to help kickstart the return.

If I have to cause massive devastation to my own nation, so be it.
Pyramid Facehugger would be fucking brutal. I don't know if I'll ever get to sleep with the thought of that genocidal rape behemoth rampaging through the large-eyed schoolgirls swimming in a sea of biceps that populate my subconscious.


Oh you're starving? WELL FUCK YOU THEN, HADUKEN!
-- Proof that the Old Testament God was a dick.
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