Someone offed the Emperor.

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Re: Someone offed the Emperor.

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...Did he say that? :shock:
Pyramid Facehugger would be fucking brutal. I don't know if I'll ever get to sleep with the thought of that genocidal rape behemoth rampaging through the large-eyed schoolgirls swimming in a sea of biceps that populate my subconscious.


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Hes a priest in training afaik.
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blaesa wrote:And that he found God, quit NS, and would never be coming back, ever. Remember that one, too? :D Patience is a virtue, friend Telros.
I remember that, when he first got into that he greeted me with a psalm quote or some such.
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Terran Imperium wrote:...Did he say that? :shock:
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=453991

Yes. Yes he very much did.

Remember, Sithy is a liar. The sooner one realizes this, the sooner one stops being surprised.
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Okay guys, if that EVER happens again we must collectively spam the thread with posts saying the equivalent of, "pah, he'll be back!"

It's possible his desire to 'win' at any cost will prevent him from returning out of spite.

...and if not, at least we seem smart.
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The worst thing about that thread is the boot-licking sycophants. Some people just make me sick.
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It's CW's mob, what do you expect? He doesn't have allies, he has meatshields to protect him from the GE, who he can oddly still fight despite his primary alliance being in a war...
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Godular wrote:
Terran Imperium wrote:...Did he say that? :shock:
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=453991

Yes. Yes he very much did.

Remember, Sithy is a liar. The sooner one realizes this, the sooner one stops being surprised.
I read his post where he talked about Nationstates taking him away from Jesus...

Yeah, I think you can tell my opinion on that.

Anyways, what bootlicking sycophants are we talking here? GIVE ME NAMES! =P

Ah, CW....well, he does do a lot of stuff that doesn't make sense. Such as, I don't know, using Naruto and Full-metal alchemist in an FT nation. Cause you know, alchemist Jedi shinobi are totally original and SO fair to those of us who stick with one thing.
Pyramid Facehugger would be fucking brutal. I don't know if I'll ever get to sleep with the thought of that genocidal rape behemoth rampaging through the large-eyed schoolgirls swimming in a sea of biceps that populate my subconscious.


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Terran Imperium wrote:Cause you know, alchemist Jedi shinobi are totally original and SO fair to those of us who stick with one thing.
Heavy weapons are the cures to all your Jedi/Narutard/Alchemist woes.

I mean, you're a Halo nation, right? Your Spartans could carry around twin miniguns and fill the air with more lead than CW's boys can deal with.

Especially if you used the Mark I suits from TFoR. Now those were powersuits I could get behind. Big, bulky, well-armed, and well-armored. The only problem is that, like EVAs, they have extension cords.
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CW's problem is that he can't stand to lose his primary characters. He has fled from otherwise winnable combat scenarios simply because his characters are threatened.

And I'm apparently among those bootlicking sycophants... except I'm working to extend ties to anti-imperial nations that don't much like the Coredians anymore. CW's a good person to have on your side in order to club Sithy over the head, but I'm the one that has to do the bloody tactics if he tries to fight an actual combat engagement.
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