Someone offed the Emperor.

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Someone offed the Emperor.

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Traileric Empire

Guide our souls to the Elysium Fields
Bear us home upon our shields
Lay coins across our brows and sound the bells
We're paying our fare on the river to Hell
And when our sons and mothers lay us upon the funeral pyre
Tell them we died Hellenic soldiers with our faces to the fire
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Re: Someone offed the Emperor.

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My Precognition warned me about it before Tarkin did it.

Old news.

Here's where it happened...
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Re: Someone offed the Emperor.

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Fiver says Captain Gasmask thaws out a clone and the Space Pope will be right as rain.
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Re: Someone offed the Emperor.

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Nope

When do I get my money?
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Re: Someone offed the Emperor.

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Patience, young padawan. ;) Give Sithilis some time to act. Not like the Emperor hasn't risen from the dead before. *Looks pointedly at Chronosia*
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Re: Someone offed the Emperor.

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Nope, he said himself, the Emperor is not coming back.
Pyramid Facehugger would be fucking brutal. I don't know if I'll ever get to sleep with the thought of that genocidal rape behemoth rampaging through the large-eyed schoolgirls swimming in a sea of biceps that populate my subconscious.


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Re: Someone offed the Emperor.

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I only did it cause Daniel did it. Eventually both will end and never come back :P
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Chronosia wrote:MalkavianDelirium: "You are a divine woman, but nevertheless a woman and like every woman cruel in love" says:
I just silenced Central Facehuggeria with a toothed penis.
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Re: Someone offed the Emperor.

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Terran Imperium wrote:Nope, he said himself, the Emperor is not coming back.
Yeah he also said he would go to war with us and allow us to win....
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Re: Someone offed the Emperor.

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True true.
Pyramid Facehugger would be fucking brutal. I don't know if I'll ever get to sleep with the thought of that genocidal rape behemoth rampaging through the large-eyed schoolgirls swimming in a sea of biceps that populate my subconscious.


Oh you're starving? WELL FUCK YOU THEN, HADUKEN!
-- Proof that the Old Testament God was a dick.
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Re: Someone offed the Emperor.

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And that he found God, quit NS, and would never be coming back, ever. Remember that one, too? :D Patience is a virtue, friend Telros.
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