You can stop the spear rattling for now; Belkaros has left. Unless he brings in the calvary again somewhere else, there is no war.
Hey, hey! Stop that crying! You've massacred enough already.
A pleasant note to Bryn Shander
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Re: A pleasant note to Bryn Shander
Pyramid Facehugger would be fucking brutal. I don't know if I'll ever get to sleep with the thought of that genocidal rape behemoth rampaging through the large-eyed schoolgirls swimming in a sea of biceps that populate my subconscious.
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Re: A pleasant note to Bryn Shander
I just remembered Rule 27, and applied it appropriately.
Don't be afraid to be the first to resort to violence.
It served me well.
Don't be afraid to be the first to resort to violence.
It served me well.
It's amazing how a family can be torn apart by something as simple as a pack of hungry wolves.
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Re: A pleasant note to Bryn Shander
Honestly, I havent bothered following the thread. :XTelros wrote:You can stop the spear rattling for now; Belkaros has left. Unless he brings in the calvary again somewhere else, there is no war.
Hey, hey! Stop that crying! You've massacred enough already.
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Guide our souls to the Elysium Fields
Bear us home upon our shields
Lay coins across our brows and sound the bells
We're paying our fare on the river to Hell
And when our sons and mothers lay us upon the funeral pyre
Tell them we died Hellenic soldiers with our faces to the fire
Guide our souls to the Elysium Fields
Bear us home upon our shields
Lay coins across our brows and sound the bells
We're paying our fare on the river to Hell
And when our sons and mothers lay us upon the funeral pyre
Tell them we died Hellenic soldiers with our faces to the fire
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Re: A pleasant note to Bryn Shander
You just remember it because it was brought back up in Schlock Mercenary recently.Hyperspatial Travel wrote:I just remembered Rule 27, and applied it appropriately.
Don't be afraid to be the first to resort to violence.
It served me well.
... I'm going to rape you all so hard your various orifaces will be an unending river of blood, and when I'm finally done with everything from your eye sockets to your arsehole, I'm going cut new holes to use...
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Re: A pleasant note to Bryn Shander
lol, pleasant.
Maybe I should be "friendly" to good Bryn there.
Maybe I should be "friendly" to good Bryn there.
Re: A pleasant note to Bryn Shander
Ironically, he remembered it before Schlock posted it.Neo-Mekanta wrote:You just remember it because it was brought back up in Schlock Mercenary recently.Hyperspatial Travel wrote:I just remembered Rule 27, and applied it appropriately.
Don't be afraid to be the first to resort to violence.
It served me well.
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Re: A pleasant note to Bryn Shander
That means you'll have to be mean to TFU.Arenumberg wrote:lol, pleasant.
Maybe I should be "friendly" to good Bryn there.
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Re: A pleasant note to Bryn Shander
It will be hard, but I'm sure she'll cope somehow...Arizona Nova wrote:That means you'll have to be mean to TFU.Arenumberg wrote:lol, pleasant.
Maybe I should be "friendly" to good Bryn there.
I've only ever asked God for one thing: "Lord, make my enemies ridiculous," and he granted my request.
My immediate advice is to go buy Brewsters. It is a dictionary, and a quite fine one. This you should use to bludgeon yourself comatose each and every night, in the faint hope that some of the knowledge contained in it might be transferred. If not, it would at least leave you damaged enough that you wouldn't be coming here and violate our senses with your retarded babble.