I notice a resemblance with Daniel Radcliffe for some reason.Zerstorendar wrote:
Ze Neeoh Ofishal Poats uh Pikshur off yursellf thred
-
Kostemetsia
- ESUS Spambot
- Posts: 595
- Joined: Sun Apr 13, 2008 12:48 am
- Prefix: The Commonwealth of
- Name: Kostemetsia
Re: Ze Neeoh Ofishal Poast uh Pikshur off yursellf thred
[center]
God hasn't played dice with the universe since that fateful drunken night when he lost classical mechanics to the devil at craps.[/center]
God hasn't played dice with the universe since that fateful drunken night when he lost classical mechanics to the devil at craps.[/center]
-
Derscon
- ESUS Spambot
- Posts: 505
- Joined: Tue Jul 11, 2006 2:21 am
- Prefix: The Amaranthine Imperium of
- Name: Derscon
Re: Ze Neeoh Ofishal Poast uh Pikshur off yursellf thred
We always have been, we are, and I hope that we always shall be detested in France. ~ Sir Arthur Wellesley, Duke of Wellington
"Everywhere you prod it, even with the shortest stick, the established system isn't simply corrupt, it's unequivocally putrescent. The law is created by demonstrable criminals, enforced by demonstrable criminals, interpreted by demonstrable criminals, all for demonstrably criminal purposes. Of course I'm above the law. And so are you." (L. Neil Smith) "
La perfection est atteinte non quand il ne reste rien à ajouter, mais quand il ne reste rien à enlever.
"Everywhere you prod it, even with the shortest stick, the established system isn't simply corrupt, it's unequivocally putrescent. The law is created by demonstrable criminals, enforced by demonstrable criminals, interpreted by demonstrable criminals, all for demonstrably criminal purposes. Of course I'm above the law. And so are you." (L. Neil Smith) "
La perfection est atteinte non quand il ne reste rien à ajouter, mais quand il ne reste rien à enlever.
-
Central Facehuggeria
- Site Admin
- Posts: 4635
- Joined: Wed Jun 09, 2004 1:29 am
- Prefix: The Second Imperium of
- Name: Central Facehuggeria
Re: Ze Neeoh Ofishal Poast uh Pikshur off yursellf thred
Weeaboo scum! Have at thee! *Brandishes longsword and shield.*
"Please tell me that you haven't heard military gossip about a fleet of invisible battleplates."
-
Zerstorendar
- ESUS Hot Lunch
- Posts: 997
- Joined: Thu Jan 31, 2008 1:50 pm
- Prefix: The Mannlich Imperium of
- Name: Zerstorendar
Re: Ze Neeoh Ofishal Poast uh Pikshur off yursellf thred
But I like Christmas : <Zerst, stop humping the Christmas tree or you aren't going to get any presents.
Actually, people mostly tend to make a Jim Carrey comparison.I notice a resemblance with Daniel Radcliffe for some reason.
And there are some odd looking people in this thread (me included). It's brilliant. The ESUS is all about FLAVOUR.
-
Telros
- ESUS Danza Slap
- Posts: 749
- Joined: Tue Apr 24, 2007 10:50 am
- Prefix: The Dominion of
- Name: Telros
Re: Ze Neeoh Ofishal Poast uh Pikshur off yursellf thred
This is me at graduation. Note the beard is not so big now.
Pyramid Facehugger would be fucking brutal. I don't know if I'll ever get to sleep with the thought of that genocidal rape behemoth rampaging through the large-eyed schoolgirls swimming in a sea of biceps that populate my subconscious.
-- Proof that the Old Testament God was a dick.Oh you're starving? WELL FUCK YOU THEN, HADUKEN!
-
Derscon
- ESUS Spambot
- Posts: 505
- Joined: Tue Jul 11, 2006 2:21 am
- Prefix: The Amaranthine Imperium of
- Name: Derscon
Re: Ze Neeoh Ofishal Poast uh Pikshur off yursellf thred
Central Facehuggeria wrote:Weeaboo scum! Have at thee! *Brandishes longsword and shield.*
Try me, motherfucker. I'm a pirate and a ninja.
We always have been, we are, and I hope that we always shall be detested in France. ~ Sir Arthur Wellesley, Duke of Wellington
"Everywhere you prod it, even with the shortest stick, the established system isn't simply corrupt, it's unequivocally putrescent. The law is created by demonstrable criminals, enforced by demonstrable criminals, interpreted by demonstrable criminals, all for demonstrably criminal purposes. Of course I'm above the law. And so are you." (L. Neil Smith) "
La perfection est atteinte non quand il ne reste rien à ajouter, mais quand il ne reste rien à enlever.
"Everywhere you prod it, even with the shortest stick, the established system isn't simply corrupt, it's unequivocally putrescent. The law is created by demonstrable criminals, enforced by demonstrable criminals, interpreted by demonstrable criminals, all for demonstrably criminal purposes. Of course I'm above the law. And so are you." (L. Neil Smith) "
La perfection est atteinte non quand il ne reste rien à ajouter, mais quand il ne reste rien à enlever.
Re: Ze Neeoh Ofishal Poast uh Pikshur off yursellf thred
An aged picture, I have significantly more hair at present.
I've only ever asked God for one thing: "Lord, make my enemies ridiculous," and he granted my request.
My immediate advice is to go buy Brewsters. It is a dictionary, and a quite fine one. This you should use to bludgeon yourself comatose each and every night, in the faint hope that some of the knowledge contained in it might be transferred. If not, it would at least leave you damaged enough that you wouldn't be coming here and violate our senses with your retarded babble.
-
Hyperspatial Travel
- ESUS Danza Slap
- Posts: 766
- Joined: Wed Sep 08, 2004 2:28 am
- Prefix: The Aleph-Null Cardinality of
- Name: Hyperspatial Travel
Re: Ze Neeoh Ofishal Poast uh Pikshur off yursellf thred
Me a few years back. I have a more recent one somewhere, but I can't be arsed to find it.
It's amazing how a family can be torn apart by something as simple as a pack of hungry wolves.
Re: Ze Neeoh Ofishal Poast uh Pikshur off yursellf thred
That's me, though the photo is blurry as hell, unfortunately, best I can do currently.
"Don't imitate anyone, even if they're admirable. When things lose their individuality, they descend into chaos. The thing you should fear most is the loss of your individuality. Disregard advancement. Live by your own truth. Preserve what is genuine within yourself."
-Guo Xiang.
I hate ST warp core drives! They're like; "hi, I'm basic physics. Care to FUCK ME IN THE ARSE?" -Me.
-Guo Xiang.
I hate ST warp core drives! They're like; "hi, I'm basic physics. Care to FUCK ME IN THE ARSE?" -Me.
-
Kostemetsia
- ESUS Spambot
- Posts: 595
- Joined: Sun Apr 13, 2008 12:48 am
- Prefix: The Commonwealth of
- Name: Kostemetsia
Re: Ze Neeoh Ofishal Poast uh Pikshur off yursellf thred
Haha, oh wow. HT, you look exactly like one of my friends.Hyperspatial Travel wrote:
Me a few years back. I have a more recent one somewhere, but I can't be arsed to find it.
[center]
God hasn't played dice with the universe since that fateful drunken night when he lost classical mechanics to the devil at craps.[/center]
God hasn't played dice with the universe since that fateful drunken night when he lost classical mechanics to the devil at craps.[/center]