HT gave me an idea..

[Central Facehuggeria]

So Trailers, want to become a vassal state to Zerstorendar?

Hahaha. Well played, sir. Well played.

[Trailers]

So Trailers, want to become a vassal state to Zerstorendar?

When you can amass an army capable of doing anything other than making me laugh, we'll talk. Till then get back your ass back to the fields, you're wasting sunlight.

[Zerstorendar]

Sorry Trailers, all I heard there was "BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW ZERST IS CHALLENGING MAH ROLEPLAY HUG ME ;__________;".

As for armies that make people laugh, how about soldiers walking around with shields and miniguns? Ohshi-

[Trailers]

..Baw?

And I've got an answer for that little army problem: Supernukes

Oh, and thats before we throw in the vasty superior funding, numbers, technology, and naval superiority of my military.

Shouldn't you be doing serfly duties somewhere in my domain? .-. Where's the damn task driver and his silly silly whip.

[Central Facehuggeria]

And I've got an answer for that little army problem: Supernukes

*Secretly provides Zer with supernukes for the lulz.*

[Trailers]

*Flicks CF in the ear* Now the little guy's gonna nukulate himself. =/

I won't get the satisfaction.

[Zerstorendar]

Things just got awesome.

The Romans were always more technologically capable than the Greeks, after all..

[Arenumberg]

Only because they thought the "gods" told them to build a load of stones in a straight line.

[Zerstorendar]

The gods must be crazy...

[Arenumberg]

Or stupid as they obviously hadnt heard of turning corners.