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I used to read the Harry Potter books, but never got around to 6 because I got too old. Fortunately, in anticipation of the book where the little screwball gets offed (I'm guessing), the people at Pointlesswasteoftime.com whipped up some covers to hide your Potter books.

WARNING: Some of these are probably as juvenile and childishly violent as one can get. Needless to say, I laughed my ass off.

Again, not work-safe.

Ari Posner, Nazi-hunter!

That link is filled with sublime excellence. *Tips hat at Skeelz.*

I would award you the internet... but I already gave it to someone else that linked me to that particular lolocaust.

Sorry...

I have PDF of the book.

I READ IT.

OH LORD WHY?

Now I will go and bleach my brain for hours on end.

Allanea wrote:I have PDF of the book.

I READ IT.

OH LORD WHY?

Now I will go and bleach my brain for hours on end.

You spoiled it via your MSN name. You do that here, and I'll ban you permanently.

The Mindset wrote: You spoiled it via your MSN name. You do that here, and I'll ban you permanently.

I'd support a temp ban, but perma? :wtf:

Seriously, it's only a book.

Kanuckistan wrote:

The Mindset wrote: You spoiled it via your MSN name. You do that here, and I'll ban you permanently.

I'd support a temp ban, but perma? :wtf:

Seriously, it's only a book.

There is zero honour in spoiling something for those who don't want it spoiled. I'd already read the book before seeing his display name, but if I hadn't, or he (or anyone else) had posted it here, I'd have been incredibly pissed off. The same goes for anything else, not just Harry Potter.

The Mindset wrote: There is zero honour in spoiling something for those who don't want it spoiled. I'd already read the book before seeing his display name, but if I hadn't, or he (or anyone else) had posted it here, I'd have been incredibly pissed off. The same goes for anything else, not just Harry Potter.

Indeed, but to permaban is to forever remove a friend from a whole community - I don't think the indiscretion warrants such a harsh response.

Kanuckistan wrote:

The Mindset wrote: There is zero honour in spoiling something for those who don't want it spoiled. I'd already read the book before seeing his display name, but if I hadn't, or he (or anyone else) had posted it here, I'd have been incredibly pissed off. The same goes for anything else, not just Harry Potter.

Indeed, but to permaban is to forever remove a friend from a whole community - I don't think the indiscretion warrants such a harsh response.

If he had spoiled it for me prior to my reading, I'd have injected liquid nitrogen into his eyes then smashed them with a pickaxe. He would've deserved no less. A permanent forum ban is nothing in comparision.

The Mindset wrote: If he had spoiled it for me prior to my reading, I'd have injected liquid nitrogen into his eyes then smashed them with a pickaxe. He would've deserved no less. A permanent forum ban is nothing in comparision.

It. Is. A. Book.