From Whence the Gods did Travel

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Terran Imperium wrote:Hey, Kanuck, a question for you. Your Batteplates didn't happen to come from a certain webcomic call Shlock Mercenary by chance did it?
Hmm...

"Gravy guns."

"Giant dorito ship."

"Excessive power."

"A gun that launches sharks!"

Yes, the Schlockverse was definitely the inspiration for battleplates. :P

Except for the gun that launches sharks.
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Don't forget the one shot gravygun wormholes, those were fun.

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Terran Imperium wrote:Hey, Kanuck, a question for you. Your Batteplates didn't happen to come from a certain webcomic call Shlock Mercenary by chance did it?

As CF said, yes, Schlock was an inspiration, although in practice there is only a very passing similarity(size, general shape, name, and that it has gravitic weapons, although my gravyguns are somewhat different, and offer far less control and little range).



Central Facehuggeria wrote: "A gun that launches sharks!"

Yes, the Schlockverse was definitely the inspiration for battleplates. :P

Except for the gun that launches sharks.

Well, I did once build a gun that launched Iowa-class battleships.

Bought 250 Iowas from an MTer for ammo, too. Complete with with gold-plated toilets.




Now you know where all that 'government waste' goes.
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Government waste is the best kind of waste..


Wait. Were you refering to the gold toilets, or the titanic amount of money you blew on ammunition?
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Hmmmm....
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Trailers wrote:Government waste is the best kind of waste..


Wait. Were you refering to the gold toilets, or the titanic amount of money you blew on ammunition?

The titanic amount of money blown on gold toilets, absurd ammo, and a starship built around a giant gun designed to fire Iowa-class battleships at the enemy at relativistic speeds, via revolver-type feed mechanism(yes, a giant space-revolver that fired battleships) - the whole thing was a joke about the absurd sums of money large NS nations are pegged as wasting.

I mean, according to NSEconomy, I waste 21.9 trillion USD per year.

And now you know where (some of)it goes.


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And yes, I do intend for it to show up in a combat RP some day - probably in the hands of some KAG'er.
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I see what you mean. o_O
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Posted a quick responce, once someone gets some posts in that I can work from, I can get my stuff back up to ESUS standards.
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Looks like I may need to do something towards becoming an IC member of the ESUS, rather than just an idiot who is allowed to run around the forums...
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