Beowulf
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Beowulf
Sucked balls. Just saw it in 3D and I was thoroughly unimpressed.
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Re: Beowulf
Not surprised. Most of my friends predicted that one sucking a month or two ago, just from seeing the 3-d modeling in the movie that was shown in the preview. That's what you get when you hang out with people majoring in Arts and Technology.
This won't end well.
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Re: Beowulf
I thought it was the crappy videogame for the movie when I first saw the trailer... When I realized it was the actual movie, I got completely turned off the whole concept.
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Re: Beowulf
Meh, I saw it. The graphics were about on par with any of the varrying shrek movies or mass effect, and the movie just kepy going and going and going. I really wanted to like the movie, as I love the beowulf legend, but seriously, just another bad representation to addto the huge pile.
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Jordaxia:
War was good until you Yanks came along with your aircraft carriers and broke it.
Jordaxia:
"sir, there's a tank column approaching!"
Doesn't matter, I'll use my carrier!
*Carrier fucks tank column over*
Aegeus:
OMGNOEEEZ!
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Re: Beowulf
Lots of crappy movies generate that kind of response. Snakes on a Plane, anyone?Penguenia wrote:I heard it was great and that it was the manliest movie ever created.
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Re: Beowulf
Be silent, heretic! Soap was amazing!The Cerberus Alliance wrote:Lots of crappy movies generate that kind of response. Snakes on a Plane, anyone?Penguenia wrote:I heard it was great and that it was the manliest movie ever created.
Now, 300... That was a bit overrated.
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Re: Beowulf
Soap IS amazing. It keeps my local game store from smelling of ass and doritos. Except when Feeple is around. You don't wanna know about Feeple...
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Re: Beowulf
Soap, my Anti-Funk...
Or my personal Favorite...
Drugs, My anti-.... Wait, thats not right...
Or my personal Favorite...
Drugs, My anti-.... Wait, thats not right...
Dear god... No more 5 year old Signature...
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Re: Beowulf
Meh - I liked it. Thought it was pretty good.
Often found myself forgetting I was watching CGI.
Often found myself forgetting I was watching CGI.