A pleasant note to Bryn Shander

[Trailers]

A telegram sent to him in response to his feeble attempt to refute our legitimacy by saying we have no geographical context, common ideology, or common enemy.

To refute your ill founded and poorly thought out arguments against the ESUS legitimacy.

From Trailers:

Geographical context: We have an alliance-wide map, specifying where all members are in the galaxy relevant to each other. You can find it here:

http://anikari.zioncreation.com/GMS3.2.4.png

Political ideology: We are an alliance that include everything from space dinosaurs to superbugs, if you can share political ideology with something whose only cognitive thought is to feed, you need to renounce your humanity.

Common enemy: We have a common enemy every time something like this happens. We are an extremely individual and isolationist alliance ICly speaking, until one of our member-states is threatened. At that point we come together, and absolutely annihilate the aggressor. We have done this many times before. Continue aggression and we will do it to you with ease, and we shall do it many times in the future.

I appreciate the attempt to refute our legitimacy, it amused me for a few minutes. Unfortunately you as a person and as a roleplayer are not very bright, so the arguments were not very good and it did not take me very long to prove their fallacy. Enjoy your massively epic fail.

[The Cerberus Alliance]

That reminds me: I need to put myself on that map some time.

[Central Facehuggeria]

Mrh? Someone is actually threatening to attack the ESUS? Is it time for a steam rolling of shivanesque proportions?

[Megas]

ESUS is primarily a trade alliance, and secondarily mutual defense. I fail to see his logic.

[Central Facehuggeria]

Also, tell me you haven't sent this off yet. It needs to be revised before it's truly good.

For one, get rid of the subtle jabs. They aren't necessary, the whole point of the piece is showing this person how he's wrong about things, so the jabs really detract from the seriousness of the piece.

And get rid of the overt jabs too. Those just make you sound childish.

[Trailers]

Too late.

I typed that in anger.

[Central Facehuggeria]

Damnation. Oh well. *Shrugs*

[Trailers]

Childish is right up his alley anyway. Why, if there was nothing childish in there it would just confuse the little guy. :/

[The Cerberus Alliance]

Childish is right up his alley anyway. Why, if there was nothing childish in there it would just confuse the little guy. :/

But being childish with him might give him the wrong ideas. D:>

[Trailers]

..True..