[ATTN] Call for more testers! FREE PRIZE INSIDE

[Arenumberg]

I'd have to actually take a test.

Also, Poll results speak for themselves, you bring the Facehugger, I'll bring the necessary cutting tools.

[Metallinauts]

Sign me up for a test captain.

[Neo-Mekanta]

Given that I used to be Alliance Admissions Director, I'd think I'd be qualified to start giving and grading tests again.

Then again, that was years ago, and Mekanta's an inactive fucker for a NEET, so... meh. Whatever you think.

[Arizona Nova]

Alright. Posting your intentions here clears you to go.

Telros's and Kostemetsia's retests are as yet unloved. For both those cases, considering they're the first, you can get an upgrade for each test any of you oversee. First come, first served basis.

Also, those retests are fine where they are, but in the future it'd be meet for you to post them in Interstellar Incidents; while not canon, they're still IC, and you are members, so they qualify for that section.

[Neo-Mekanta]

Go retest or go give tests?

[Arizona Nova]

Give a retest; i.e., everything as per usual up to grading, except this time we don't make use of their account dependent on them passing or not, as that'd be a bit harsh.

[Telros]

Well, duh, AZN. I specified in my retest thing that I was doing it for fun and fleshing out, not a annual test on whether or not my writing has gone down due to the cocaine abuse and drug injections.

Wait....

[Arizona Nova]

Well, duh, AZN. I specified in my retest thing that I was doing it for fun and fleshing out, not a annual test on whether or not my writing has gone down due to the cocaine abuse and drug injections.

Wait....

The grading has no bearing on anything; it's just to show you how you did and keep our testers in shape, and give you constructive criticism.

Don't think of your tester as a tester, as much as a weightlifting instructor, appraising your form, so you may become even more HUEG AND MAN as Zerstorendar would put it.

[Zerstorendar]

Remember: the harder you hit the keys, the more PASSION comes out in your text NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGH STELLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

And I sometimes wonder about being a tester, considering I would easily be active enough to read through the occasional TEXT OF WALL and give an arbitrary score somewhere between 0 and 84. See, the problem being I wouldn't pass many people. Quality is nice, quantity I'm not so good with.

Then again, I don't so much mind being a pleb, sliding along the icy railings on the skin of my teeth so to speak. Just like my Army career so far :3

[The Mindset]

Testers, please. Testers.