Ladies and Gentlemen! Boys and Girls! Children of all ages!
Its that time you have all been waiting for. The ESUS Awards, they are like a non-prestigeous un popular version of the Academy awards, think the Tonys.
First off...
The Greatest ESUS Flame Sterter Candidates Are....
Metallinauts
Five Civilized Nations
and Aegeus for their contribution on the "i'm back!" thread"
The Winner is...
Five Civilized Nations!!!
*Applause*
Next up..
Greatest Penisis Compensating Jokes...
Well this one by default goes to CF
*applause*
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ESUS Awards (Joke Thread)
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Metallinauts
- Posts: 2595
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- Name: Metallinautsi Federation
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Blademasters
- Site Admin
- Posts: 490
- Joined: Sat May 01, 2004 7:19 pm
*looks for his squelch button*
"The Avalanche has already started. It is too late for the pebbles to vote."
-The Vorlons
"Great Spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds"
-Albert Einstein
"Few people realize that the line between sanity and insanity is actually made of cheese." -Anonymous
"If you need a subspace transceiver to radio your engine room, you might be wanking"
-Capsule Corp
-The Vorlons
"Great Spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds"
-Albert Einstein
"Few people realize that the line between sanity and insanity is actually made of cheese." -Anonymous
"If you need a subspace transceiver to radio your engine room, you might be wanking"
-Capsule Corp
LOL OMGNOZ!!!!!
The most spamiful member of the ESUS, who, when his postcount was set to -1000, managed, in two weeks to knock it back to -600!
The candidates are...
Dick Chenny
Metalinauts
aaaaand!
William shatner!
The winner iss!!!!
*drumroll*
MEEEEEEETALINAUTS! (a.ka. Metalnuts, nuts, nauts)
The most spamiful member of the ESUS, who, when his postcount was set to -1000, managed, in two weeks to knock it back to -600!
The candidates are...
Dick Chenny
Metalinauts
aaaaand!
William shatner!
The winner iss!!!!
*drumroll*
MEEEEEEETALINAUTS! (a.ka. Metalnuts, nuts, nauts)
Theology:
Quitters never win, winners never quit,
but those who never win AND never quit are idiots.
-Aaron
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Jordaxia:
War was good until you Yanks came along with your aircraft carriers and broke it.
Jordaxia:
"sir, there's a tank column approaching!"
Doesn't matter, I'll use my carrier!
*Carrier fucks tank column over*
Aegeus:
OMGNOEEEZ!
Quitters never win, winners never quit,
but those who never win AND never quit are idiots.
-Aaron
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Jordaxia:
War was good until you Yanks came along with your aircraft carriers and broke it.
Jordaxia:
"sir, there's a tank column approaching!"
Doesn't matter, I'll use my carrier!
*Carrier fucks tank column over*
Aegeus:
OMGNOEEEZ!
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Five Civilized Nations
- Mecha Maniac
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wtf!?!
Member of the ESUS
Former Member of the GDA
Founding Member of the IADF (Dissolved)
Member of the APTO
Member of the CAP
Member of the OPM
Member of NATO
Member of NWO
Member of the LoD
5CN on Wiki
Great services are not canceled by one act or by one single error."--Benjamin Disraeli
Former Member of the GDA
Founding Member of the IADF (Dissolved)
Member of the APTO
Member of the CAP
Member of the OPM
Member of NATO
Member of NWO
Member of the LoD
5CN on Wiki
Great services are not canceled by one act or by one single error."--Benjamin Disraeli
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Metallinauts
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- Joined: Sun Apr 25, 2004 3:29 am
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- Name: Metallinautsi Federation
*Joyful Tears*
I am so happy that you would all honor me with this prestigeous award. I want to thank God, and my mom and my personal trainer, and my stained glass maker and my *insert funny random occupation* for making this all possible
*Falls 8 times while walking off stage*
The Award For Most Tentacle Rapes Nominees are:
Mekanta
R-Kelly
And Kobe Bryant
The winner is......
MEKANTA!
I am so happy that you would all honor me with this prestigeous award. I want to thank God, and my mom and my personal trainer, and my stained glass maker and my *insert funny random occupation* for making this all possible
*Falls 8 times while walking off stage*
The Award For Most Tentacle Rapes Nominees are:
Mekanta
R-Kelly
And Kobe Bryant
The winner is......
MEKANTA!