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Right, this could decide the fate of the galaxy here. I need to know who would win.

1: Al Capone
2: Dr Robotnik
3: Skynet.

It'd be in a fight. Capone would have himself, his gang, etc
Robotnik would have his robot army + death star
and Skynet would have terminators.

I'm putting my money on Capone, but I need opinions, people!

I put my money on a cold, calculating A.I. anyday... except for stupid ones that use time travel, I'm voting Capone.

Skynet. No problem. He's got a huge boatload of Terminators to choose from, from tanks to flyers to liquid metal ones. Capone is automatically discounted because he has no weapons to effectively take out Terminators. Heck, even the Arnold model will give him lots and lots of trouble. The T-1000 and T-X are just overkill.

As for robotnik: Now I don't remember much about the Sonicverse, but IIRC, his robots were pretty darn weak and stupidly designed. A terminator should have no problem with that. Especially one with a plasma rifle and micronuke (TM) hydrogen fuel cells. (Read: T-850, AKA the Arnold model.)

The only reason the human resistance was able to survive in Terminator is that they had plasma weapons of their own, capable of taking out terminators, and they had several brilliant tactical minds. Forgive me, but neither robotnik nor capone have those.

Skynet takes it.

Edit: Wait a second...What are you talking about? What Death Star?

Central Facehuggeria wrote: Wait a second...What are you talking about? What Death Star?

Indeed, Dr. Robotnik had a "Death Egg" That he treatened to destroy the world with...

He blew a large chunk of the moon up with it! So it's not to be discounted.
Capone would easily beat Skynet. He'd just make it an offer it couldn't refuse. It'd have something to do with prohibition though. Besides, all that would happen is Capone and some gangster buddies would just drive by shoot them all to death, because they'd have special AP tommy guns. just to even the odds a little.

Those AP bullets won't help too much against any of the larger Terminators, like the tank variant (T-100?) nor will it assist against the liquid metal one (T-1000.)

Unless Capone gets rocket launchers, then I still have to give this to Skynet.

And since Skynet has access to large numbers of nuclear weapons, I don't think Robotnik's egg of death is going to prove to be too much of a problem.

Rocket launchers, eh? He might bribe some outta the feds, the bozos. Would molotov cocktails do the trick? As for the T-1000, they have a plan for him.
He could become a made man, get some respect, capiche?
I know that Capone isn't quite the same as the mafia, but close enough.

Al wouldn't stand a second. Machine Superiority!!

Now between Skynet and Robotnik... It would depend on if Robotnik got Metal, and those other Sonic clones. If yes, Robotnik. If no, Skynet.

Cant mess with angry Itallian Mob leaders!!

Exactly. Terminators got kneecaps, ain't they? Capone'll get them. Also, the liquid robots would be dealt with, as I said. Just offer them more than skynet is.