Iuthia is my hero.

Penguenia · Post by **Penguenia** » Sat Dec 18, 2004 7:36 pm

Greatest. Post. Ever.

Dear sir/madam,

We have been informed that your nation only has sixteen million people living in it's population centres, a figure which has been deemed by one Five Civilized Nations to be to small to fully support a future technology nation at this period of time. Other such authorities on these matters will also confirm that your nation is too small to support weapons of mass destruction or any interesting or relatively fun technology.

These conditions will remain until you have expanded your population to a reasonable one hundren million for weapons of mass destruction (modern technology only) and a further four hundred million for future technology including faster then light travel.

Please note that however good your roleplaying actually is, or your reasoning for having either technologies will not be accepted by such authorities until the time you have expanded your population sufficiantly. This is a game of numbers, not co-operative story telling.

Any attempts to argue that a small nation could reasonably have these technologies through roleplaying, such as having a colony or being given the technology are unreasonable given that you are a newbie. Only large nations can have good technology.

Nevermind that your concept will be shit upon because your not big enough to start with, so actually becoming a future tech nation requires a waiting period of several months.

Thanks for your attention, we look forward to RPing with you when you are of suitable size.

Thanks,

Pedantic Arseholes of the Nationstates Community.

Five Civilized Nations · Sat Dec 18, 2004 7:53 pm

Heh... My name's mentioned and deemed as an exprt

!!!

Sat Dec 18, 2004 7:59 pm

Where's this from?

Five Civilized Nations · Sat Dec 18, 2004 8:00 pm

Top of second page in this thread, here.

Below that I just instituted my I.G.N.O.R.E. against TFU...

Jangle Jangle Ridge · Post by **Jangle Jangle Ridge** » Sat Dec 18, 2004 8:49 pm

5CN, if it helps, I think both you and TFU are complete idiots.

EDIT: I DID NOT MISPELL IDIOTS, DAMNIT!

The Emperor Fenix · Post by **The Emperor Fenix** » Sat Dec 18, 2004 9:57 pm

well that (thing at the top) is the stupidest thing ive ever heard, i sincerely hope that it was meant in jest.

Post by **The Mindset** » Sat Dec 18, 2004 10:29 pm

Iuthia is a derivitive of Wazzu: in other words, he thinks anyone who doesn't think as he does is wrong. Wazzu with >16m ships being cardboard, Iuthia with anyone claiming anything he doesn't this is accurate. Including my agreeing with him on this point, I also have to commend his honesty: "Pedantic Arseholes of the Nationstates Community."

Five Civilized Nations · Sat Dec 18, 2004 11:35 pm

Jangle Jangle Ridge wrote:5CN, if it helps, I think both you and TFU are complete idoits.

[blunt]You don't deserve to be talking.[/blunt]

Neo-Kalandria · Post by **Neo-Kalandria** » Sun Dec 19, 2004 12:12 am

Five Civilized Nations wrote:
Jangle Jangle Ridge wrote:5CN, if it helps, I think both you and TFU are complete idoits.
[blunt]You don't deserve to be talking.[/blunt]

[blunt]Says the guy who tried to impeach JJR. Unsuccessfully too.[/blunt]

DemonLordEnigma · Post by **DemonLordEnigma** » Sun Dec 19, 2004 12:30 am

Then I guess that mejnotis is going to have problems with my nation of just over 300 mil having antimatter weapons, developing ships that can cloak, and owning an empire.