Today, 47 years ago, is the day I entered this stale dusty planet. As your intellectual superior, a certain level of respect (rather high) is required. Other positive actions towards me can include flattery, noting the fact that I am more intelligent than all of you and so on....
That is all.
My birthday today
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Sskiss
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My birthday today
"The Sskiss are prepared to share all - All that YOU have, that is!"
"Life is like a fresh kill, eat as much as you can before it all rots"
"Our blood drenched clade shall reclaim what is rightfully ours - and so wrongly taken from us by a whim of fate"
"Life is like a fresh kill, eat as much as you can before it all rots"
"Our blood drenched clade shall reclaim what is rightfully ours - and so wrongly taken from us by a whim of fate"
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Arizona Nova
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Re: My birthday today
lol, Happy Birthday Sskiss!
CAEK FOR YOU
CAEK FOR YOU
[center]Wit ye well, that when no good men remain to stand against those who choose evil, what will remain to restrain them from unleashing their dark designs?[/center]
~Anikar
{Back Burner}
~Anikar
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Central Facehuggeria
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Re: My birthday today
Indeed. Happy Birthday, Sskiss.
"Please tell me that you haven't heard military gossip about a fleet of invisible battleplates."
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The Mindset
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The Fedral Union
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Re: My birthday today
*Sends some human flesh in a gift basket* Happy birth-day to you!
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Neo-Mekanta
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Re: My birthday today
I'd post dinosaur porn, but I have a feeling I pulled that joke already.
I also can't make the fossil jokes. Too obvious.
Bah! Have a "get out of tentacle rape free" card.
Happy (possibly belated) Birthday.
I also can't make the fossil jokes. Too obvious.
Bah! Have a "get out of tentacle rape free" card.
Happy (possibly belated) Birthday.
... I'm going to rape you all so hard your various orifaces will be an unending river of blood, and when I'm finally done with everything from your eye sockets to your arsehole, I'm going cut new holes to use...
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Kostemetsia
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Re: My birthday today
Happy 230,000,047th birthday, Sskiss.
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God hasn't played dice with the universe since that fateful drunken night when he lost classical mechanics to the devil at craps.[/center]
God hasn't played dice with the universe since that fateful drunken night when he lost classical mechanics to the devil at craps.[/center]
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Central Facehuggeria
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Re: My birthday today
Neo-Mekanta wrote:I'd post dinosaur porn, but I have a feeling I pulled that joke already.
"Please tell me that you haven't heard military gossip about a fleet of invisible battleplates."
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Sskiss
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Re: My birthday today
Thanks for the wishes and laughs! 
Makes me glad to be a member here.
Makes me glad to be a member here."The Sskiss are prepared to share all - All that YOU have, that is!"
"Life is like a fresh kill, eat as much as you can before it all rots"
"Our blood drenched clade shall reclaim what is rightfully ours - and so wrongly taken from us by a whim of fate"
"Life is like a fresh kill, eat as much as you can before it all rots"
"Our blood drenched clade shall reclaim what is rightfully ours - and so wrongly taken from us by a whim of fate"
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Siesatia
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Re: My birthday today
Happy Birthday Sskiss, sorry for the late-ness.
I offer you naught but good old American Advice...
"Don't drink the Cool-aid"
I offer you naught but good old American Advice...
"Don't drink the Cool-aid"
Dear god... No more 5 year old Signature...
Proud ESUS Member since '04
Proud ESUS Member since '04