Started for 9/9/9, I CAN GRAZE THE GODDAMN DEATH STAR LASER

[Neo-Mekanta]

I have unleashed Neo-Gensokyo

Part one posted early to celebrate Nine Day. The posts leading up to contact will put enough background on things so people who don't know Touhou will know a fair bit about Neo-Gensokyo, and those who DO know Touhou will scream "WAT"

... So far, it's working. I gave Bryn some spoilers and it broke his brain, and another Touhou fan friend of mine said that he hated and loved how everything I touched became so awesomely broken.

I will admit, Neo-Gensokyo is going to be very wanky. Granted, it'd be hard NOT to be, but I'm actually aiming fairly high.

I'm scaling this up to capship scale. Imagine that, with the equivalent of turbolaser bolts.



I am trying to keep the population in this thread down, though, so if you want in, ask.

... And if you want to call out Mekanta for yet another wank nation, also good. ^_^

[Solar Communes]

Did I see a Jewtagram there?

PS: You should invite the Wapanese Motorcycle Jedis for it (CW etc). Just advertise it, I'm sure the title is sufficiently ^_______________________^ to lure them.

PS 2: tbh The only Japanese themed thing I really would bother RPing about is AH WW2 Japan or WW2 Japan in Space! I've been made too cynical on such stuff because of the amount of poorly made RP threads with ^_^ and Star Warz LULZATONS LAZERZ

[Kostemetsia]

Nine Day, huh? Here in the civilised world we call it Cirno Day.

Pity it's over.

[Neo-Mekanta]

Thing is, Cirno wasn't alone.




Of course, then we can get things that are just awesome.

[Xenonier]

Oh, the infinite possibilities this opens up.

/obligatory idiot/cirno/hurrrrr reference.

[Central Facehuggeria]

So this "Touhou" is like a SHUMP with magical girls?

I don't know whether to be awed with awesome, or horrified.

[Sskiss]

If its wanky Neo-Mekanta, its okay. As long as you handle the wankyness properly (which i know you'll do) you should be fine. Besides, there are a number of well respected wankers out there on NS.

[Neo-Mekanta]

So this "Touhou" is like a SHUMP with magical girls?

I don't know whether to be awed with awesome, or horrified.

A shoot 'em up with bullets that fill the screen, and a character cast full of godmoders in dresses.

Flandre Scarlet, the extra boss of Embodiment of Scarlet Devil, is stated to have the power to destroy ANYTHING. No qualifiers. If she sees it, she can use her powers to obliterate it.

Her sister, Remilia Scarlet, the final boss of EoSD, manipulates fate.

Yuyuko Saigyouji, final boss of Perfect Cherry Blossom, has what can be described as Power Word Kill on steroids.

Kaguya and Mokou from Imperishable Night are immortal.



Yeah. Full of cheaters.

[Solar Communes]

Full of cheaters.

I doubt there is anything more godmod-ish than claiming to have won a war against alien invaders having only World War 2 tech, with a Poland that has been raped and butchered by Nazis for nearly 5 years.

[Neo-Mekanta]

I doubt there is anything more godmod-ish than claiming to have won a war against alien invaders having only World War 2 tech, with a Poland that has been raped and butchered by Nazis for nearly 5 years.

Darkship.

I'M NEO-FREAKIN-MEKANTA.