Hearts of Iron III
- Telros
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Hearts of Iron III
I have it now, and I know there are some Hearts of Iron players on these boards. So, I'd thought I look you guys up and see what would happen. Note, I have never played HoI before.
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Re: Hearts of Iron III
For beginners, I recommend the scenarios first as they have a more limited scope, and in the main campaigns, I'd recommend playing with the United States first, you'll have a heckload of IC(Industrial Capacity) to build an army, excellent tech teams, start with one of the biggest navies and your mainland will be far away from most of the war. Soviet Union second, due to the massive manpower and likely enough industry to have at least 3 divisions in each border province with Germany if you do it right. IMO, depends whether you wish to learn first naval or ground warfare gameplay.Telros wrote:I have never played HoI before.
Once you get more used to the game(and to the ways to exploit its AI), then you could try Poland.
PS: Although things may have changed a lot compared to HoI 2
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Re: Hearts of Iron III
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Re: Hearts of Iron III
fffff.
I dont play HoI3 yet, Mainly because it still plays like a retarded dead cow trying to dance backwards.
In Short: Tis Slow.
That and HoI2 is more fun in my opinion.
I dont play HoI3 yet, Mainly because it still plays like a retarded dead cow trying to dance backwards.
In Short: Tis Slow.
That and HoI2 is more fun in my opinion.
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Re: Hearts of Iron III
WHATArenumberg wrote:fffff.
I dont play HoI3 yet, Mainly because it still plays like a retarded dead cow trying to dance backwards.
In Short: Tis Slow.
That and HoI2 is more fun in my opinion.
Who are you and what have you done with Ms. I-prefer-playing-shiny-new-games-over-old-ones?
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Re: Hearts of Iron III
This is totally why I play a five year old MMORPG which STILL hasnt balanced its classes.
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Re: Hearts of Iron III
Arenumberg wrote:This is totally why I experiment with every new MMO that comes out
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Re: Hearts of Iron III
Yet go back to the old one?
Totally why I play Warcraft 3? (What, getting onto 7 years old now?)
Totally why I'm playing Pokémon Yellow.
Thank you for ending this derailment in my favour <3.
Totally why I play Warcraft 3? (What, getting onto 7 years old now?)
Totally why I'm playing Pokémon Yellow.
Thank you for ending this derailment in my favour <3.