Ideas: a whole bunch of them

[Central Facehuggeria]

Besides, why would I want to grenade Twilight-pires?

Because they are abominations in the same debased pit as furri-

-Oh.

[Kanuckistan]

As long as we're all brain-storming, I need to figure a way to pack a micro-singularity into a bullet.

Stable or unstable?

Goodness, unstable. Don't want it sinking into the core of a planet, just want it to remove a generous chunk of the enemy and then vanish from existence!

Ah. I think I see what you want.


Black holes don't work like that.

[Solar Communes]

Besides, why would I want to grenade Twilight-pires?

Because they are abominations in the same debased pit as furri-

-Oh.

You are underestimating Twilight Failpires

And I prefer Twi-pyres, nothing like a pyre to deal with such scourge.

[Arizona Nova]

Ah. I think I see what you want.


Black holes don't work like that.

Those bastards!

[Allanea]

Besides, why would I want to grenade Twilight-pires?

Because they are abominations in the same debased pit as furri-

-Oh.

Yeah, blah blah blah, Twilight is a fail novel, heard it a thousand times already, but that doesn't constitute an in-chacter reason to kill characters/creatures therein.

[Allanea]

P.S. and of course, Cullenpires could make EPIC NS characters if handled right.

[Solar Communes]

Gayniggers from Outer Space, grues and even Xenu could make EPIC NS characters if handled right too.

[Allanea]

grues

Beend done. Before NS in a sense.

and even Xenu could make EPIC NS characters if handled right too.

Been done.

Are you saying you approve my idea of a death squad composed out of Cullenpires?

[Sskiss]

I will likely regret asking this, but what is a Cullenpire?

[Allanea]

A Twilight Vampire, of course, as in Ed Cullen and family.