A Completely Accurate Description of Events (Story Time)
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A Completely Accurate Description of Events (Story Time)
One Day, in a station in some far reaches of the universe, two beings plot how they might counter the threat posed by Bryn Shander...
Arizona Nova stood, his white robes billowing over his silver armor, the seal of the Kingdom upon his chest...
"We need to find a weapon against this new threat, a being of such enormous ego and self confidence he might counter those same qualities of the hated Bryn Shander..." He said, motioning to the starfleet clad man sitting in the chair across from him, "What do you think Fedral?"
"I can't think of anyone, leastways, not anyone who could piss off such a creature as our mutual enemy..." At this, Arizona smiled; a look of realization upon his face...
"There was one... A being whose ego was unrivaled by even Unified Sith, who delighted in angering half the known universe and knew how to string a few words together..." He said, laughing maniacally...
"You can't mean... But... If we were to release him, what devastation would be wrought on the Nationverse?"
"Only Time will tell..." The white clad devious mind said, laughing again at this comment as though it was hilarious... "Come, let us travel to the Halls of Lazarus, where we might find our Colleague and return him to his space in the universe."
The two left the chamber and traveled for hours before they entered the Halls of Lazarus, passing amongst many thousands of pods, some glowing, some whose light had long since gone out of the universe before stopping at one they knew well, peering into the glass they could see not much, the light in this pod was dim, almost out...
"We came just in time... Perhaps we can still waken him..." Fedral said, looking in to see only the outline of the occupant and the shadowy reflection of himself off the glass.
"Let us see..." Arizona said, pulling off an armored glove to place his hand on the panel, the pod light up like a supernova as suddenly the glass melted away, revealing the stirring body of a blonde haired man wearing vaguely Asian attire... He opened his startling blue eyes and greeted them with a smirk...
"So, what kind of trouble are you in now Arizona..."
Arizona Nova stood, his white robes billowing over his silver armor, the seal of the Kingdom upon his chest...
"We need to find a weapon against this new threat, a being of such enormous ego and self confidence he might counter those same qualities of the hated Bryn Shander..." He said, motioning to the starfleet clad man sitting in the chair across from him, "What do you think Fedral?"
"I can't think of anyone, leastways, not anyone who could piss off such a creature as our mutual enemy..." At this, Arizona smiled; a look of realization upon his face...
"There was one... A being whose ego was unrivaled by even Unified Sith, who delighted in angering half the known universe and knew how to string a few words together..." He said, laughing maniacally...
"You can't mean... But... If we were to release him, what devastation would be wrought on the Nationverse?"
"Only Time will tell..." The white clad devious mind said, laughing again at this comment as though it was hilarious... "Come, let us travel to the Halls of Lazarus, where we might find our Colleague and return him to his space in the universe."
The two left the chamber and traveled for hours before they entered the Halls of Lazarus, passing amongst many thousands of pods, some glowing, some whose light had long since gone out of the universe before stopping at one they knew well, peering into the glass they could see not much, the light in this pod was dim, almost out...
"We came just in time... Perhaps we can still waken him..." Fedral said, looking in to see only the outline of the occupant and the shadowy reflection of himself off the glass.
"Let us see..." Arizona said, pulling off an armored glove to place his hand on the panel, the pod light up like a supernova as suddenly the glass melted away, revealing the stirring body of a blonde haired man wearing vaguely Asian attire... He opened his startling blue eyes and greeted them with a smirk...
"So, what kind of trouble are you in now Arizona..."
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Re: A Completely Accurate Description of Events (Story Time)
You brought back Zerst? Hahaha, our enemies will be ground to dust underneath his biceps!
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Re: A Completely Accurate Description of Events (Story Time)
Damnit, CF's post is a hundred times funnier than mine... I'll get you next time gadget... next time...
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Re: A Completely Accurate Description of Events (Story Time)
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Re: A Completely Accurate Description of Events (Story Time)
Having read "Cry Havoc" I can only come to the conclusion that Bryn is simply billigerent and a rather uncouth cad - a naughty little boy as it were.. Auman, I could respect, but not Bryn. He simply has no class.
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Re: A Completely Accurate Description of Events (Story Time)
Pfft.
Good lord people, I was disliking and offhandedly ignoring Bryn long before it was fashionable.
Good lord people, I was disliking and offhandedly ignoring Bryn long before it was fashionable.
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Truly, you are an oracle.Arenumberg wrote:Pfft.
Good lord people, I was disliking and offhandedly ignoring Bryn long before it was fashionable.
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It always struck me that Bryn is basically a RL version of Kamina from Gurren Lagann
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...no.
Kamina was awesome.
Kamina was awesome.
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Re: A Completely Accurate Description of Events (Story Time)
As we discussed over AIM, while Bryn and Kamina are at opposite ends of the Fail Scale, they both are simply incapable - and I don't just mean choose not to, I mean incapable - of accepting the fact they're wrong, they both go beyond Alpha Male to Asperger's Male, and they both say bro ad nauseum. Your comparison to Shinji from Neon Genesis is not applicable, because while Shinji and Bryn share the same point on the Fail Scale, Shinji is a massive pussy, while Bryn is an aggressive, instinctual beast.Allanea wrote:...no.
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"Everywhere you prod it, even with the shortest stick, the established system isn't simply corrupt, it's unequivocally putrescent. The law is created by demonstrable criminals, enforced by demonstrable criminals, interpreted by demonstrable criminals, all for demonstrably criminal purposes. Of course I'm above the law. And so are you." (L. Neil Smith) "
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