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Gods and Things
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Telros
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Re: Gods and Things
Pyramid Facehugger would be fucking brutal. I don't know if I'll ever get to sleep with the thought of that genocidal rape behemoth rampaging through the large-eyed schoolgirls swimming in a sea of biceps that populate my subconscious.
-- Proof that the Old Testament God was a dick.Oh you're starving? WELL FUCK YOU THEN, HADUKEN!
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Central Facehuggeria
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Re: Gods and Things
See, this is why the elves nearly all live in alienages as man's playthings and sexmeat. They can't recognize the deeper meaning of things. It's why man enslaved them in Tevinter, and why the Andrastean exalted march crushed them with ease.Arenumberg wrote:The Tevinter Imperium is and was hardly pro-elf now dear, dont confuse selfish human sins with the glorious ascendancy of their betters.Central Facehuggeria wrote:"And lo, was the golden city corrupted by the sins of mages! The maker cursed the fiends, tainting them and casting them back to the Earth. These were the first darkspawn, and they became a blight upon the land."
It's kind of sad how they start to think they're people sometimes. I don't enjoy moving through their little hovel-cities and torching their orphanages (after selling the children within to our good friends for use as living batteries), but their antics leave me no choice!
On a related note, 400,000 copper pieces.
"Please tell me that you haven't heard military gossip about a fleet of invisible battleplates."
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Telros
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Re: Gods and Things
Silence, human, before you feel the cold touch of my blades. Your kind are worthless and scared of the might of my people. One day, I shall see to it that you die a thousand deaths for your words.Central Facehuggeria wrote:See, this is why the elves nearly all live in alienages as man's playthings and sexmeat. They can't recognize the deeper meaning of things. It's why man enslaved them in Tevinter, and why the Andrastean exalted march crushed them with ease.Arenumberg wrote:The Tevinter Imperium is and was hardly pro-elf now dear, dont confuse selfish human sins with the glorious ascendancy of their betters.Central Facehuggeria wrote:"And lo, was the golden city corrupted by the sins of mages! The maker cursed the fiends, tainting them and casting them back to the Earth. These were the first darkspawn, and they became a blight upon the land."
It's kind of sad how they start to think they're people sometimes. I don't enjoy moving through their little hovel-cities and torching their orphanages (after selling the children within to our good friends for use as living batteries), but their antics leave me no choice!
On a related note, 400,000 copper pieces.
Pyramid Facehugger would be fucking brutal. I don't know if I'll ever get to sleep with the thought of that genocidal rape behemoth rampaging through the large-eyed schoolgirls swimming in a sea of biceps that populate my subconscious.
-- Proof that the Old Testament God was a dick.Oh you're starving? WELL FUCK YOU THEN, HADUKEN!
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Arenumberg
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Re: Gods and Things
Spot the irony.
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Central Facehuggeria
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Re: Gods and Things
400,000 copper, Knife-Ear. 400,000 copper.Telros wrote: Silence, human, before you feel the cold touch of my blades. Your kind are worthless and scared of the might of my people. One day, I shall see to it that you die a thousand deaths for your words.
"Please tell me that you haven't heard military gossip about a fleet of invisible battleplates."
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Kostemetsia
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Re: Gods and Things
I believe you mean 'coppery'.Arenumberg wrote:Spot the irony.
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God hasn't played dice with the universe since that fateful drunken night when he lost classical mechanics to the devil at craps.[/center]
God hasn't played dice with the universe since that fateful drunken night when he lost classical mechanics to the devil at craps.[/center]
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Sskiss
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Re: Gods and Things
What the bloody hell are you people talking about?!
"The Sskiss are prepared to share all - All that YOU have, that is!"
"Life is like a fresh kill, eat as much as you can before it all rots"
"Our blood drenched clade shall reclaim what is rightfully ours - and so wrongly taken from us by a whim of fate"
"Life is like a fresh kill, eat as much as you can before it all rots"
"Our blood drenched clade shall reclaim what is rightfully ours - and so wrongly taken from us by a whim of fate"
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Telros
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Re: Gods and Things
We are referencing the game Dragon Age: Origins like its going out of style.
Pyramid Facehugger would be fucking brutal. I don't know if I'll ever get to sleep with the thought of that genocidal rape behemoth rampaging through the large-eyed schoolgirls swimming in a sea of biceps that populate my subconscious.
-- Proof that the Old Testament God was a dick.Oh you're starving? WELL FUCK YOU THEN, HADUKEN!
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Central Facehuggeria
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Re: Gods and Things
We were referring to the most awesome RPG released in the past five years.Sskiss wrote:What the bloody hell are you people talking about?!
"Please tell me that you haven't heard military gossip about a fleet of invisible battleplates."
Re: Gods and Things
Being easily conquered does not constitute a power.
Chronosia wrote:MalkavianDelirium: "You are a divine woman, but nevertheless a woman and like every woman cruel in love" says:
I just silenced Central Facehuggeria with a toothed penis.