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Why get unreliable human intermediaries?

Because God isn't in it to win, he's in it for the lölz. Same reason you play, oh, I don't know, Dwarf Fortress

BOATMURDERED! PULL THE LEVER TO END THE WORLD!

Arenumberg wrote:

Central Facehuggeria wrote:"And lo, was the golden city corrupted by the sins of mages! The maker cursed the fiends, tainting them and casting them back to the Earth. These were the first darkspawn, and they became a blight upon the land."

The Tevinter Imperium is and was hardly pro-elf now dear, dont confuse selfish human sins with the glorious ascendancy of their betters.

See, this is why the elves nearly all live in alienages as man's playthings and sexmeat. They can't recognize the deeper meaning of things. It's why man enslaved them in Tevinter, and why the Andrastean exalted march crushed them with ease.

It's kind of sad how they start to think they're people sometimes. I don't enjoy moving through their little hovel-cities and torching their orphanages (after selling the children within to our good friends for use as living batteries), but their antics leave me no choice!

On a related note, 400,000 copper pieces.

Central Facehuggeria wrote:

Arenumberg wrote:

Central Facehuggeria wrote:"And lo, was the golden city corrupted by the sins of mages! The maker cursed the fiends, tainting them and casting them back to the Earth. These were the first darkspawn, and they became a blight upon the land."

The Tevinter Imperium is and was hardly pro-elf now dear, dont confuse selfish human sins with the glorious ascendancy of their betters.

See, this is why the elves nearly all live in alienages as man's playthings and sexmeat. They can't recognize the deeper meaning of things. It's why man enslaved them in Tevinter, and why the Andrastean exalted march crushed them with ease.

It's kind of sad how they start to think they're people sometimes. I don't enjoy moving through their little hovel-cities and torching their orphanages (after selling the children within to our good friends for use as living batteries), but their antics leave me no choice!

On a related note, 400,000 copper pieces.

Silence, human, before you feel the cold touch of my blades. Your kind are worthless and scared of the might of my people. One day, I shall see to it that you die a thousand deaths for your words.

Spot the irony.

Telros wrote: Silence, human, before you feel the cold touch of my blades. Your kind are worthless and scared of the might of my people. One day, I shall see to it that you die a thousand deaths for your words.

400,000 copper, Knife-Ear. 400,000 copper.

Arenumberg wrote:Spot the irony.

I believe you mean 'coppery'.

What the bloody hell are you people talking about?!

We are referencing the game Dragon Age: Origins like its going out of style.

Sskiss wrote:What the bloody hell are you people talking about?!

We were referring to the most awesome RPG released in the past five years.

Being easily conquered does not constitute a power.