Going off the silliness in Stardate forum, discuss the amazing bit of orgasmic goodness that is Dragon Age.
And keep the Elf vs Human bloodshed to a minimum please. I just paid to put in the new carpets.
But seriously, Dragon Age: Origins.
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But seriously, Dragon Age: Origins.
Pyramid Facehugger would be fucking brutal. I don't know if I'll ever get to sleep with the thought of that genocidal rape behemoth rampaging through the large-eyed schoolgirls swimming in a sea of biceps that populate my subconscious.
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Re: But seriously, Dragon Age: Origins.
Siding with the humans? You don't know what it means to be an Elf of the Dales, flat-ears.
Chronosia wrote:MalkavianDelirium: "You are a divine woman, but nevertheless a woman and like every woman cruel in love" says:
I just silenced Central Facehuggeria with a toothed penis.
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Re: But seriously, Dragon Age: Origins.
I'd side with the elves any day of the week. It's more I'd rather not get CF's and Aren's blood up. It tends to ruin the room.
Pyramid Facehugger would be fucking brutal. I don't know if I'll ever get to sleep with the thought of that genocidal rape behemoth rampaging through the large-eyed schoolgirls swimming in a sea of biceps that populate my subconscious.
-- Proof that the Old Testament God was a dick.Oh you're starving? WELL FUCK YOU THEN, HADUKEN!
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Re: But seriously, Dragon Age: Origins.
I'll trade in my dubiously trustworthy and even more dubiously useful elvish allies for werewolves, thanks.Chronosia wrote:Siding with the humans? You don't know what it means to be an Elf of the Dales, flat-ears.
"Please tell me that you haven't heard military gossip about a fleet of invisible battleplates."
Re: But seriously, Dragon Age: Origins.
Mmm, Werewolves
Chronosia wrote:MalkavianDelirium: "You are a divine woman, but nevertheless a woman and like every woman cruel in love" says:
I just silenced Central Facehuggeria with a toothed penis.
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Re: But seriously, Dragon Age: Origins.
Hello, werewolves, have a helping of greatsword-to-the-face-pie.
Pyramid Facehugger would be fucking brutal. I don't know if I'll ever get to sleep with the thought of that genocidal rape behemoth rampaging through the large-eyed schoolgirls swimming in a sea of biceps that populate my subconscious.
-- Proof that the Old Testament God was a dick.Oh you're starving? WELL FUCK YOU THEN, HADUKEN!
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Re: But seriously, Dragon Age: Origins.
Well, knowing when your friend is going to kill you has its uses.Central Facehuggeria wrote:I'll trade in my dubiously trustworthy and even more dubiously useful elvish allies for werewolves, thanks.Chronosia wrote:Siding with the humans? You don't know what it means to be an Elf of the Dales, flat-ears.
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Re: But seriously, Dragon Age: Origins.
True. But that just makes me realize it's so much better to turn those otherwise worthless elves into golems with the anvil.Arenumberg wrote:Well, knowing when your friend is going to kill you has its uses.Central Facehuggeria wrote:I'll trade in my dubiously trustworthy and even more dubiously useful elvish allies for werewolves, thanks.Chronosia wrote:Siding with the humans? You don't know what it means to be an Elf of the Dales, flat-ears.
"Please tell me that you haven't heard military gossip about a fleet of invisible battleplates."
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Re: But seriously, Dragon Age: Origins.
A point to discuss: Why the fuck can't Bioware make party A.I. worth shit? I kinda can't get into the story when they keep getting stuck in corners or forgetting they have potions to USE.
Pyramid Facehugger would be fucking brutal. I don't know if I'll ever get to sleep with the thought of that genocidal rape behemoth rampaging through the large-eyed schoolgirls swimming in a sea of biceps that populate my subconscious.
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Spacebar is your friend. DAO is an oldschool game with new graphics, so it's meant to be difficult.Telros wrote:A point to discuss: Why the fuck can't Bioware make party A.I. worth shit? I kinda can't get into the story when they keep getting stuck in corners or forgetting they have potions to USE.
"Please tell me that you haven't heard military gossip about a fleet of invisible battleplates."