Canonicity announcement
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Telros
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Re: Canonicity announcement
Pyramid Facehugger would be fucking brutal. I don't know if I'll ever get to sleep with the thought of that genocidal rape behemoth rampaging through the large-eyed schoolgirls swimming in a sea of biceps that populate my subconscious.
-- Proof that the Old Testament God was a dick.Oh you're starving? WELL FUCK YOU THEN, HADUKEN!
Re: Canonicity announcement
Damnit! Was I hiding behind the barricades at Leningrad again?Central Facehuggeria wrote:Those Daleks are thrusting their turgid tentacles deeply within the Motherland's tender nether regions!Chronosia wrote:Clarification: Our distant regions are being tentacle raped by Daleks, but back home things are relatively pleasant.
Chronosia wrote:MalkavianDelirium: "You are a divine woman, but nevertheless a woman and like every woman cruel in love" says:
I just silenced Central Facehuggeria with a toothed penis.
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Kostemetsia
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Re: Canonicity announcement
No, no, that's not it at all. Well, yes, it is, but it's more along the lines of "our exploration teams have just discovered the Library, but the Doctor hasn't turned up yet so we're all being tentacle-raped by the Vashta Nerada, or tooth-raped if you prefer". After all, where did you think those 4,022 people came from in the first place?
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God hasn't played dice with the universe since that fateful drunken night when he lost classical mechanics to the devil at craps.[/center]
God hasn't played dice with the universe since that fateful drunken night when he lost classical mechanics to the devil at craps.[/center]
Re: Canonicity announcement
From wherever the library was to begin with/space tourism. Duh.
Chronosia wrote:MalkavianDelirium: "You are a divine woman, but nevertheless a woman and like every woman cruel in love" says:
I just silenced Central Facehuggeria with a toothed penis.
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Arenumberg
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Re: Canonicity announcement
People do use libraries.
Shocking, I know.
Shocking, I know.