The Extra-Solar Union of Systems Archive

Central Facehuggeria wrote:

Chronosia wrote:Clarification: Our distant regions are being tentacle raped by Daleks, but back home things are relatively pleasant.

Those Daleks are thrusting their turgid tentacles deeply within the Motherland's tender nether regions!

Damnit! Was I hiding behind the barricades at Leningrad again?

No, no, that's not it at all. Well, yes, it is, but it's more along the lines of "our exploration teams have just discovered the Library, but the Doctor hasn't turned up yet so we're all being tentacle-raped by the Vashta Nerada, or tooth-raped if you prefer". After all, where did you think those 4,022 people came from in the first place?

From wherever the library was to begin with/space tourism. Duh.

People do use libraries.

Shocking, I know.