And thus, let it be known that, on this date, September, 29, 2010, the Extra-Solar Union of Systems has failed to respond to all attempts at RCP and defibrilation with any signs of life. Therefore, as the resident coroner, I declare ESUS officially dead.
However, ESUS has left no last will, which takes to the matter of this discussion: the need to define what to do with the patrimony left behind by this prestigious institution, and to who and how much the inheritance should go. I present proof of the impossibility of reanimation of corpses upon several attempts to poke fun and draw interest, with attempts happening since since January of 2010.
If anyone has anything to say upon the death of ESUS, speak.
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It's not that the ESUS is dead, it is just nobody wants to RP with you.
(Joking)
(Joking)
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Anyway, I'd really love to see another joint-operation with the still around guys like that one against the Trekkie puppet.Balrogga wrote:It's not that the ESUS is dead, it is just nobody wants to RP with you.
(Joking)
But:
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Well, we took out the Trekiies, who do we go after next?
BSG?
SWG?
Ect...
BSG?
SWG?
Ect...
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It's not that I don't want to RP with you, it's just that I have insane RL problems atm, so the Priory thread I'm in is enough atm. :/
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What I meant with this thread is that the last time ESUS has been invoked to justify the events in a thread has been soon long ago it is as good as dead. But...
Otagia wrote:Also, I hate you and want you to die.
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Not mad, just secretly plotting revenge for imagined slights.
Hooray!
Hooray!
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Don't worry, I'll be replying to our thread SC.
Pyramid Facehugger would be fucking brutal. I don't know if I'll ever get to sleep with the thought of that genocidal rape behemoth rampaging through the large-eyed schoolgirls swimming in a sea of biceps that populate my subconscious.
-- Proof that the Old Testament God was a dick.Oh you're starving? WELL FUCK YOU THEN, HADUKEN!
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It's not about that. It's not about Solar Communes.
This thread is about the fact the ESUS as a whole has never become involved again into a major plot/RP for a long time.
This thread is about the fact the ESUS as a whole has never become involved again into a major plot/RP for a long time.
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