The Extra-Solar Union of Systems Archive

The sparkling bloodsucker thing is getting old already, don't you think?

Therefore, in a RP/Story I have yet to write where a mining machine will accidentally break a rock in E... Tegeack and find inside it something that will change Solar Communes forever:



This is serious. Will beging as soon as I finish the ongoing RPs with Solar Communes.

Will you be willing to join the New Tegeack Empire? Y/N

THETANS!

THETANS EVERYWHERE!

Of course these changes don't exclude previous events.

So right now Solar Communes is a mess with French-speaking Elf pirates, Gayniggers from Outer Space, retards wasting immortal lives playing MMOs, Mary Sue shape-shifting vampires.

Once that happens it'll be a mess with all the before mentioned things plus XENU and THETANS.

Why would it be a waste to spend your immortal life playing MMOs?

Allanea wrote:Why would it be a waste to spend your immortal life playing MMOs?

This is sig-worthy.