Lol Hataria declared war on me because of this.

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Woah, The Steppe Empire is an unrestricted Galactic Empire rip off? How boring :|

I had to stop reading as soon as I saw somebody named 'Admiral Thkishsiagi'. I struggle to handle such silly things :3

Of course, do make a show of it dear chaps.
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The Cerberus Alliance wrote:So... who wants to break through the Steppe blockade to deliver catering to the Poker Tournament? At least one sandwich must make it through!
I will happily take up this task.
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Izistan just gave me another idea:

http://wikistates.outwardhosting.com/wi ... on_Ecology
Of peculiar notoriety is the spread of a particularly interesting kind of flora, with different levels of genetic adaptations, through nearly all planets and also all orbital aero and hydroponics of Solar Communes. In accordance to the abundant Solarian affinity with drugs, several common species of trees, bushes, grass and fungus were genetically modified to secrete hallucinogens, turning all worlds of Solar Communes into the seediest and most stoned worlds of the universe. Thus, foreigners tend to use gas masks while travelling through the forests of these planets, for otherwise the airborne chemicals make it very difficult to avoid getting high.
It would be quite lulzy for unprotected ground troops to invade a world, specially a highly forested region.
I had to stop reading as soon as I saw somebody named 'Admiral Thkishsiagi'.
How could it be worse than Kirk D. Hildo or Cam'rom "YOU MAD" Diaz ?

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The kind of performance that Solar Communes desires to achieve in the conflict

The kind of performance that Solar Communes fears that will happen
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Assumed that your doods aren't Black Hand. If they are, I can edit it so their reaction isn't assumed.
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Otagia wrote:Assumed that your doods aren't Black Hand. If they are, I can edit it so their reaction isn't assumed.
They aren't Black Sab... I mean, Black Hand. The lulziest organizations within Solar Communes are actually aligned with the "good guys", while the ones which take themselves more seriously tend to sympathize with the other faction, as a sort of twist. Not that Evulz doesn't exist either.

Although, to be honest I'm tempted to let Solar Communes inactive for 21 days to starve Hataria of the attention he craves...

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*Edit: Actually I want to answer to your post but not to Hataria's shitty post on sd.net copypasta spacefighters with EW that makes them "invisible". Because he is definitively going to BAAAAW epically once I claim they can't do anything and will be raped by the defenses.
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Just use home on jam weapons. They've already lit themselves up like fucking light houses. :/ Bizarrely, if you can point out ICly just how epically he's screwed up, he actually tends to post reasonable casualties. For instance, massed ground troops against recently landed (via orbital bombardment) Avatars. I kinda just nuked my own landing zone. Instant TPK. :/

Of course, that could all be a fluke, so YMMV.
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Well it looks like it's all over...
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The Fedral Union wrote:Well it looks like it's all over...
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Also I'm shifting from EXTERMINATVS D:< to forceful full gene-conversion of furries to humans, anti-paraphilia treatments and brain-wipes/memory modification.

Ultimately it is more grimdark, even if the victims cannot remember anything because their former identities as furfags were completely wiped out.
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Solar Communes wrote:Also I'm shifting from EXTERMINATVS D:< to forceful full gene-conversion of furries to humans, anti-paraphilia treatments and brain-wipes/memory modification.

Ultimately it is more grimdark, even if the victims cannot remember anything because their former identities as furfags were completely wiped out.
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